9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
+12
Helenqu
SEFTON
Made 4 Gwladys
Rotterdam 1985
Blue gazza
Yankthattoffee
Da Judge
hairy cataract
Armchair
Super
Hinchcliffe Corner
Michael Crosby S74
16 posters
Page 2 of 5
Page 2 of 5 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Da Judge wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:If we didn't have Carlo I'd tell Manure to fuck off...
..however imagine what Carlo would buy for 80M given James, Doucoure & Allan collectively cost us less than that !
or... imagine how much he will worth when Carlo has finished developing with him and he is as good as Inzaghi?
This Lasted well.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Da Judge wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:If we didn't have Carlo I'd tell Manure to fuck off...
..however imagine what Carlo would buy for 80M given James, Doucoure & Allan collectively cost us less than that !
or... imagine how much he will worth when Carlo has finished developing with him and he is as good as Inzaghi?
This Lasted well.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Da Judge wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:If we didn't have Carlo I'd tell Manure to fuck off...
..however imagine what Carlo would buy for 80M given James, Doucoure & Allan collectively cost us less than that !
or... imagine how much he will worth when Carlo has finished developing with him and he is as good as Inzaghi?
This Lasted well.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Da Judge wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:If we didn't have Carlo I'd tell Manure to fuck off...
..however imagine what Carlo would buy for 80M given James, Doucoure & Allan collectively cost us less than that !
or... imagine how much he will worth when Carlo has finished developing with him and he is as good as Inzaghi?
This Lasted well.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Da Judge wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:If we didn't have Carlo I'd tell Manure to fuck off...
..however imagine what Carlo would buy for 80M given James, Doucoure & Allan collectively cost us less than that !
or... imagine how much he will worth when Carlo has finished developing with him and he is as good as Inzaghi?
This Lasted well.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
What the......
Yankthattoffee- Number of posts : 7538
Age : 71
Location : In Darkest South Liverpool (security light went out)
Registration date : 2011-01-05
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Arsenal want Everton and England forward Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 24, to replace French striker Alexandre Lacazette, 30.
Could one blame DCL if he at least entertained the idea of leaving considering the state we are in at the moment?
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Eh?
West Ham want to sign Everton and England striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin, but Everton are asking £60m for the 24-year-old.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
The way he played on Saturday, looks like a decent price to me! (only kidding, selling him is the last thing we need at the moment).
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
https://www.goodisonnews.com/2022/01/30/frank-lampard-will-block-dominic-calvert-lewin-everton-exit/
Looks like Lampard, assuming he'll sign on to be the manager, will try and build the team around DCL.
Looks like Lampard, assuming he'll sign on to be the manager, will try and build the team around DCL.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
The Magpies have set out a seven-player transfer wishlist which also includes Everton's England striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 25.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
More rumours regarding DCL.
Newcastle will make a summer bid for Everton and England striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 25, as a priority target. The Magpies have held a prolonged interest in the player, as have Arsenal.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
I've been a DCL fan so far, but I think we should sell him this summer.
I think he's gone as far as he's going to go. He probably had his best game for us on Sunday since coming back from his injury, but it did mean we played a long ball game all day. He won most of his battles in the air, but that was it, other than that he contributed very little, and should have scored when Richie crossed early in the second half. Instead, he missed it completely, trying to chest it in instead of getting his head or foot on it.
What finished it for me was his reaction to our opening goal. Going to the ref and saying "that was my goal" and giving it the big 'un, when he should have just been happy that the team were one up. He's all front, pretends he cares about Everton but it's all about him. Now that's fine if you work your nuts off like Richarlison, and contribute the way Richie contributes, but DCL doesn't even get his knees dirty.
Also, he's an old fashioned striker, but he doesn't strike enough. I was hoping he'd be our Harry Kane but he simply hasn't developed the way Harry developed. He's not even our Andy fucking Carroll.
So, in summary, fuck him. Sell the fucker to the highest bidder.
I think he's gone as far as he's going to go. He probably had his best game for us on Sunday since coming back from his injury, but it did mean we played a long ball game all day. He won most of his battles in the air, but that was it, other than that he contributed very little, and should have scored when Richie crossed early in the second half. Instead, he missed it completely, trying to chest it in instead of getting his head or foot on it.
What finished it for me was his reaction to our opening goal. Going to the ref and saying "that was my goal" and giving it the big 'un, when he should have just been happy that the team were one up. He's all front, pretends he cares about Everton but it's all about him. Now that's fine if you work your nuts off like Richarlison, and contribute the way Richie contributes, but DCL doesn't even get his knees dirty.
Also, he's an old fashioned striker, but he doesn't strike enough. I was hoping he'd be our Harry Kane but he simply hasn't developed the way Harry developed. He's not even our Andy fucking Carroll.
So, in summary, fuck him. Sell the fucker to the highest bidder.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Agreed. He rarely creates an opportunity for himself. Much more of a Jelavic, one touch player. I recall him having a great half-season and then not much. DCL following that tack. Carlo figured out how to use his strength, but we need more.hairy cataract wrote:I've been a DCL fan so far, but I think we should sell him this summer.
I think he's gone as far as he's going to go. He probably had his best game for us on Sunday since coming back from his injury, but it did mean we played a long ball game all day. He won most of his battles in the air, but that was it, other than that he contributed very little, and should have scored when Richie crossed early in the second half. Instead, he missed it completely, trying to chest it in instead of getting his head or foot on it.
What finished it for me was his reaction to our opening goal. Going to the ref and saying "that was my goal" and giving it the big 'un, when he should have just been happy that the team were one up. He's all front, pretends he cares about Everton but it's all about him. Now that's fine if you work your nuts off like Richarlison, and contribute the way Richie contributes, but DCL doesn't even get his knees dirty.
Also, he's an old fashioned striker, but he doesn't strike enough. I was hoping he'd be our Harry Kane but he simply hasn't developed the way Harry developed. He's not even our Andy fucking Carroll.
So, in summary, fuck him. Sell the fucker to the highest bidder.
Yankthattoffee- Number of posts : 7538
Age : 71
Location : In Darkest South Liverpool (security light went out)
Registration date : 2011-01-05
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
.Yankthattoffee wrote:Agreed. He rarely creates an opportunity for himself. Much more of a Jelavic, one touch player. I recall him having a great half-season and then not much. DCL following that tack. Carlo figured out how to use his strength, but we need more.hairy cataract wrote:I've been a DCL fan so far, but I think we should sell him this summer.
I think he's gone as far as he's going to go. He probably had his best game for us on Sunday since coming back from his injury, but it did mean we played a long ball game all day. He won most of his battles in the air, but that was it, other than that he contributed very little, and should have scored when Richie crossed early in the second half. Instead, he missed it completely, trying to chest it in instead of getting his head or foot on it.
What finished it for me was his reaction to our opening goal. Going to the ref and saying "that was my goal" and giving it the big 'un, when he should have just been happy that the team were one up. He's all front, pretends he cares about Everton but it's all about him. Now that's fine if you work your nuts off like Richarlison, and contribute the way Richie contributes, but DCL doesn't even get his knees dirty.
Also, he's an old fashioned striker, but he doesn't strike enough. I was hoping he'd be our Harry Kane but he simply hasn't developed the way Harry developed. He's not even our Andy fucking Carroll.
So, in summary, fuck him. Sell the fucker to the highest bidder.
Yes, I’ve heard other people make the Jelavic comparison too.
Carlo did get the best of him, then Rafa brought in Townsend and Gray just to hurl in crosses for DCL, but I guess with DCL being injured and then Townsend we never found it again t if that worked.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
hairy cataract wrote:.Yankthattoffee wrote:Agreed. He rarely creates an opportunity for himself. Much more of a Jelavic, one touch player. I recall him having a great half-season and then not much. DCL following that tack. Carlo figured out how to use his strength, but we need more.hairy cataract wrote:I've been a DCL fan so far, but I think we should sell him this summer.
I think he's gone as far as he's going to go. He probably had his best game for us on Sunday since coming back from his injury, but it did mean we played a long ball game all day. He won most of his battles in the air, but that was it, other than that he contributed very little, and should have scored when Richie crossed early in the second half. Instead, he missed it completely, trying to chest it in instead of getting his head or foot on it.
What finished it for me was his reaction to our opening goal. Going to the ref and saying "that was my goal" and giving it the big 'un, when he should have just been happy that the team were one up. He's all front, pretends he cares about Everton but it's all about him. Now that's fine if you work your nuts off like Richarlison, and contribute the way Richie contributes, but DCL doesn't even get his knees dirty.
Also, he's an old fashioned striker, but he doesn't strike enough. I was hoping he'd be our Harry Kane but he simply hasn't developed the way Harry developed. He's not even our Andy fucking Carroll.
So, in summary, fuck him. Sell the fucker to the highest bidder.
Yes, I’ve heard other people make the Jelavic comparison too.
Carlo did get the best of him, then Rafa brought in Townsend and Gray just to hurl in crosses for DCL, but I guess with DCL being injured and then Townsend we never found it again t if that worked.
Funnily enough and despite his usual ridiculous workrate, when in possession I thought it was Richarlison who was gloryhunting and only thinking about himself on Sunday. Several times he could have created something dangerous by laying a ball off to a colleague in space, but no, he was trying to be the hero every time. I love his workrate, I love his football when he's got his football head on, but sometimes he just isn't smart enough.
Maybe I'm expecting too much from our highly-paid star players.
Anyway I think we should sell both of them and blow the proceeds on a fuck-off super yacht. Or a massive coke party for the entire fanbase. Let's blow the future of the club on a proper weekender. Any better ideas on a postcard please.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Rotterdam 1985 wrote:hairy cataract wrote:.Yankthattoffee wrote:Agreed. He rarely creates an opportunity for himself. Much more of a Jelavic, one touch player. I recall him having a great half-season and then not much. DCL following that tack. Carlo figured out how to use his strength, but we need more.hairy cataract wrote:I've been a DCL fan so far, but I think we should sell him this summer.
I think he's gone as far as he's going to go. He probably had his best game for us on Sunday since coming back from his injury, but it did mean we played a long ball game all day. He won most of his battles in the air, but that was it, other than that he contributed very little, and should have scored when Richie crossed early in the second half. Instead, he missed it completely, trying to chest it in instead of getting his head or foot on it.
What finished it for me was his reaction to our opening goal. Going to the ref and saying "that was my goal" and giving it the big 'un, when he should have just been happy that the team were one up. He's all front, pretends he cares about Everton but it's all about him. Now that's fine if you work your nuts off like Richarlison, and contribute the way Richie contributes, but DCL doesn't even get his knees dirty.
Also, he's an old fashioned striker, but he doesn't strike enough. I was hoping he'd be our Harry Kane but he simply hasn't developed the way Harry developed. He's not even our Andy fucking Carroll.
So, in summary, fuck him. Sell the fucker to the highest bidder.
Yes, I’ve heard other people make the Jelavic comparison too.
Carlo did get the best of him, then Rafa brought in Townsend and Gray just to hurl in crosses for DCL, but I guess with DCL being injured and then Townsend we never found it again t if that worked.
Funnily enough and despite his usual ridiculous workrate, when in possession I thought it was Richarlison who was gloryhunting and only thinking about himself on Sunday. Several times he could have created something dangerous by laying a ball off to a colleague in space, but no, he was trying to be the hero every time. I love his workrate, I love his football when he's got his football head on, but sometimes he just isn't smart enough.
Maybe I'm expecting too much from our highly-paid star players.
Anyway I think we should sell both of them and blow the proceeds on a fuck-off super yacht. Or a massive coke party for the entire fanbase. Let's blow the future of the club on a proper weekender. Any better ideas on a postcard please.
There'll be loads of super yachts going cheap once all the governments realise that the only people willing and able to buy the ones they've nabbed off Putin's pals, are Putin's other pals.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
These are likely rumours that won't go away even he were to sign a 10-year contract with us.
Everton and England striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 25, expects to leave the club in the summer, with Arsenal and Newcastle United both interested.
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Going to miss the start of the season due to a thigh injury in training. Our brand new sick-note. Ffs
callmebubbles- Number of posts : 5532
Age : 63
Registration date : 2006-02-06
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
oh well we can playcallmebubbles wrote:Going to miss the start of the season due to a thigh injury in training. Our brand new sick-note. Ffs
_________________
Being blue is a way of life
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:oh well we can playcallmebubbles wrote:Going to miss the start of the season due to a thigh injury in training. Our brand new sick-note. Ffsour new strikerRondon so no worries
Phew! That's OK then. I was panicking for a bit
callmebubbles- Number of posts : 5532
Age : 63
Registration date : 2006-02-06
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
callmebubbles wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:oh well we can playcallmebubbles wrote:Going to miss the start of the season due to a thigh injury in training. Our brand new sick-note. Ffsour new strikerRondon so no worries
Phew! That's OK then. I was panicking for a bit
No we can't, Rondon is suspended for the first game of the season.
Super- Number of posts : 38074
Age : 46
Location : Peterborough
Registration date : 2005-12-06
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
no worries... we can give Ellis Simms a chance... or did we do something daft like loan him out ... oh well, there's always Moise KeanSuper wrote:callmebubbles wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:oh well we can playcallmebubbles wrote:Going to miss the start of the season due to a thigh injury in training. Our brand new sick-note. Ffsour new strikerRondon so no worries
Phew! That's OK then. I was panicking for a bit
No we can't, Rondon is suspended for the first game of the season.
_________________
Being blue is a way of life
Re: 9 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin - always fucking injured
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:no worries... we can give Ellis Simms a chance... or did we do something daft like loan him out ... oh well, there's always Moise KeanSuper wrote:callmebubbles wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:oh well we can playcallmebubbles wrote:Going to miss the start of the season due to a thigh injury in training. Our brand new sick-note. Ffsour new strikerRondon so no worries
Phew! That's OK then. I was panicking for a bit
No we can't, Rondon is suspended for the first game of the season.
At worst we can sign up Big Dunc from the sidelines....er...
callmebubbles- Number of posts : 5532
Age : 63
Registration date : 2006-02-06
Page 2 of 5 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Similar topics
» Everton 2 v Crystal Palace 0 (Calvert-Lewin, Tosun)
» 22:Ayegbeni Yakubu - being fed on Chicken!
» 10: Mikel Arteta - Best Little Spaniard - Arsed!
» 8. Louis Saha - King Twit-ter (Everton & Tottenham reject)
» 28: Victor Anichebe - Nigerian Scouser (permanently injured)
» 22:Ayegbeni Yakubu - being fed on Chicken!
» 10: Mikel Arteta - Best Little Spaniard - Arsed!
» 8. Louis Saha - King Twit-ter (Everton & Tottenham reject)
» 28: Victor Anichebe - Nigerian Scouser (permanently injured)
Page 2 of 5
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum