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Post  SouthernSmugToffee Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:47 am

Funes, one of twins born in Mendoza, Argentina, moved with his family to Dallas, Texas at the age of 10 in 2001, gaining fluency in English that would make his transition to England that much easier. He would later play for FC Dallas in America's MLS before transferring back to his homeland with River Plate.

Boasting a cracking left-footed free kick and Tim Cahill-esque heading ability, Funes promised a threat from set pieces while also needing to adapt to the rigours and pace of the Premier League. He would also need to win over doubters like South American football observer, Tim Vickery, who told the BBC on the day of the Argentine's transfer to Everton that Martinez was being reckless in paying so much for a player of whom there were no guarantees would make the grade in England.
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Post  SouthernSmugToffee Thu 10 Sep 2015, 10:48 am

Looks like he is getting his debut against Chelsea as Left Back, as he is left footed, with Oviedo, Baines & Galloway all injured
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Tue 15 Sep 2015, 4:52 pm

By the way Maureen... FUCK OFF !!... he's not for sale Very Happy

Everton defender Ramiro Funes Mori has spoken of the time that Chelsea had the option to sign him, although they eventually opted not to apply for a work permit for the Argentina international. Instead Mori moved to Merseyside on the final day of the recent transfer window and made his debut in the 3-1 win over Jose Mourinho's side on 12 September.

The ex-River Plate centre-back moved to Goodison Park for £9.7m ($15m), according to The Express, but had previously underwent a trial in West London alongside his brother Rogelio. But After making his first appearance in victory over Chelsea, he told reporters that his career could have taken a different path had he moved to Stamford Bridge.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ramiro-funes-mori-underwent-chelsea-trial-prior-securing-everton-move-1519848

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Fri 20 May 2016, 9:29 am

Manure sniffing around Funes Mori ?.. or just paper bollocks ??

I know he's not everyones favourite player, but I quite like him.. aggressive, decisive & scores occasionally

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/672133/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Everton-Ramiro-Funes-Mori-defender-Premier-League-gossip

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Post  Armchair Fri 20 May 2016, 10:38 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Manure sniffing around Funes Mori ?.. or just paper bollocks ??

I know he's not everyones favourite player, but I quite like him.. aggressive, decisive & scores occasionally

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/672133/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Everton-Ramiro-Funes-Mori-defender-Premier-League-gossip

He does some things very well but then makes a cock up that costs us a goal. It will be interesting to see how he gets on under a decent manager.
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Post  hairy cataract Fri 20 May 2016, 10:42 am

Armchair wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Manure sniffing around Funes Mori ?.. or just paper bollocks ??

I know he's not everyones favourite player, but I quite like him.. aggressive, decisive & scores occasionally

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/672133/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Everton-Ramiro-Funes-Mori-defender-Premier-League-gossip

He does some things very well but then makes a cock up that costs us a goal. It will be interesting to see how he gets on under a decent manager.

This has to be bollocks, but I'd bite their hands off for £20m plus.
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Post  Gravy & Chips Fri 20 May 2016, 11:59 am

Armchair wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Manure sniffing around Funes Mori ?.. or just paper bollocks ??

I know he's not everyones favourite player, but I quite like him.. aggressive, decisive & scores occasionally

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/672133/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Everton-Ramiro-Funes-Mori-defender-Premier-League-gossip

He does some things very well but then makes a cock up that costs us a goal. It will be interesting to see how he gets on under a decent manager.

He is the Argentinian Yobo!!!
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Post  Valentino Blue Fri 20 May 2016, 2:22 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Manure sniffing around Funes Mori ?.. or just paper bollocks ??

I know he's not everyones favourite player, but I quite like him.. aggressive, decisive & scores occasionally

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/672133/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Everton-Ramiro-Funes-Mori-defender-Premier-League-gossip

“But football is strange, anything can happen, he is the best left-handed centre-back in the world at the moment.” wrote:

lol!
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Fri 20 May 2016, 4:52 pm

Valentino Blue wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Manure sniffing around Funes Mori ?.. or just paper bollocks ??

I know he's not everyones favourite player, but I quite like him.. aggressive, decisive & scores occasionally

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/672133/Manchester-United-transfer-news-Everton-Ramiro-Funes-Mori-defender-Premier-League-gossip



lol!
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Post  Lumper Fri 23 Sep 2016, 9:54 pm

Has been placed on the shortlist for the Ballon D'or 25. Ramiro Funes Mori -  The Beckenbauer of Argentina Confused
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Fri 23 Sep 2016, 9:58 pm

Lumper wrote:Has been placed on the shortlist for the Ballon D'or 25. Ramiro Funes Mori -  The Beckenbauer of Argentina Confused
I assume you meant to put this in the Joke section?
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Post  Goodison_Gringo Mon 26 Sep 2016, 3:58 pm

Lumper wrote:Has been placed on the shortlist for the Ballon D'or 25. Ramiro Funes Mori -  The Beckenbauer of Argentina Confused

Cash in quick.
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Post  Tonteau Wed 29 Mar 2017, 12:03 pm

Crocked for Argentina last night.

FFS.
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Post  Yankthattoffee Wed 29 Mar 2017, 7:03 pm

Tonteau wrote:Crocked for Argentina last night.

FFS.
I wonder how badly.
Stretcher not a good sign
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Post  hairy cataract Thu 30 Mar 2017, 1:18 pm

Out for the rest of the season, BBC are reporting
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 30 Mar 2017, 1:41 pm

hairy cataract wrote:Out for the rest of the season, BBC are reporting
fucking stupid internationals... 2 key defenders gone for the season in one week.. could well cost us dear with Europe slot etc...

fucks sake

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Post  Goodison_Gringo Thu 30 Mar 2017, 3:56 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Out for the rest of the season, BBC are reporting
fucking stupid internationals... 2 key defenders gone for the season in one week.. could well cost us dear with Europe slot etc...

fucks sake

Holgate in at centre and right back?
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Post  Yankthattoffee Thu 30 Mar 2017, 4:05 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Out for the rest of the season, BBC are reporting
fucking stupid internationals... 2 key defenders gone for the season in one week.. could well cost us dear with Europe slot etc...

fucks sake

Holgate in at centre and right back?
Holgate, Jags, Williams and Baines for the rest of the season then. No Koeman tactic changes mid-stream.
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Post  Armchair Thu 30 Mar 2017, 4:16 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:Out for the rest of the season, BBC are reporting
fucking stupid internationals... 2 key defenders gone for the season in one week.. could well cost us dear with Europe slot etc...

fucks sake

Holgate in at centre and right back?
Holgate, Jags, Williams and Baines for the rest of the season then. No Koeman tactic changes mid-stream.

We need to recall Galloway and Garbutt asap.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Mon 05 Feb 2018, 9:48 pm

Funes Mori Plays 45 Minutes In Under-23s Defeat

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2018/02/05/under-23s

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:25 pm

Everton Football Club
1 hr ·
Ramiro Funes Mori has joined Villarreal CF for an undisclosed fee.

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2018/06/21/funes

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Post  Goodison_Gringo Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:58 pm

Good luck to him. No world beater but always gave his best.
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Post  hairy cataract Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:29 pm

I have a horrible feeling that it's going to be mostly transfers out, and very few in.

Season starts with Holgate & Keane in central defence, with Jags on the benchand Feeney as back up. I reckon Baines might be replaced and Lookman recalled but not much else in the way of change.

Opening day of the season:

Pickford
Coleman
Keane
Holgate
New Left Back/Baines
Schneids
Gaye/Davies
Siggy
Walcott
Tosun
Lookman
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Post  Da Judge Fri 22 Jun 2018, 1:53 am

hairy cataract wrote:I have a horrible feeling that it's going to be mostly transfers out, and very few in.

Season starts with Holgate & Keane in central defence, with Jags on the benchand Feeney as back up.  I reckon Baines might be replaced and Lookman recalled but not much else in the way of change.

Opening day of the season:

Pickford
Coleman
Keane
Holgate
New Left Back/Baines
Schneids
Gaye/Davies
Siggy
Walcott
Tosun
Lookman

Schneids has been told he has to find another club... his behaviour appears to be one of the linchpins around the club collapse in internal discipline... he and Mirallas

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Post  Armchair Fri 22 Jun 2018, 7:24 am

He was always rather error prone
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