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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:39 pm

Mirallas does well, feeds Gibbo down the left, but Gibbo is too slow in the end and takes the ball away from goal and we we lose possession.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:40 pm

I think that Howard has had more touches today than Barkley and Osman combined.
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:40 pm

Don't understand why Barkley is coming so deep. He's a liability there.
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:41 pm

We could be four down here. Fucking dreadful, dreadful.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:41 pm

Betis should have scored, but the player takes way too long on the ball and we can block the shot in the end from Baines.

And then another chance, and again a totally shit shot from Betis right at Howard.
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Post  Helenqu Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:42 pm

Howard MOTM so far!
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:42 pm

Howard saves us again. We're a fucking shambles. WTF is going on here?
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:43 pm

Howard with another great save. Or as Sharpy just said "If it weren't for Howard, we'd be 4 or 5 down!"
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:43 pm

If this is Martinez playing his first choice team, in his first choice style, then we are doomed.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:44 pm

Mirallas booked, but probably should have been sent off for blatantly tripping a Betis player.
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:44 pm

Mirallas should be having an early bath with Barkley.

Can we stop now please? Fucking hell.
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:44 pm

Do red cards in friendlies really count? I didn't know that.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:45 pm

hairy cataract wrote:If this is Martinez playing his first choice team, in his first choice style, then we are doomed.
The midfield is just totally not here today. That if anything is worrying.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:45 pm

hairy cataract wrote:Do red cards in friendlies really count?  I didn't know that.
Yeah, I thought he said something along those lines, but surely not.Everton 2 Ugly Betis 1 (Jelavic, Mirallas) - Page 3 Confused scratch 
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:45 pm

Gibbo limps off to the sick room.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:45 pm

Heitinga on for Gibbo.
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:47 pm

If I were Bobby I'd change the entire team at half time just to stop them losing all confidence before the season starts.

This is the worst I've seen us play in years.
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:48 pm

Half time.

Utterly fucking terrible, we are fucking doomed.

SACK MARTINEZ!

Jesus, that was depressing. The only good thing is we're not six down, with nine men on the ptich.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:50 pm

HT. Time to get some food.

That was a rather terrible display by us. The midfield totally not involved at all in the play. Betis pressing us high up the pitch not giving us much time on the ball.

Without the midfield, we're struggling creating much if anything. The goal came off a long ball.

If I was the Betis manager, I would be pretty happy (apart from being down a goal) because they are creating quite a few quality chances and if it weren't for the crap shooting, they would have been up by 3-4 goals.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:51 pm

hairy cataract wrote:If I were Bobby I'd change the entire team at half time just to stop them losing all confidence before the season starts.  

This is the worst I've seen us play in years.  
The midfield is just not getting hardly any touches. Not sure what is going on.
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Post  Tonteau Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:55 pm

hairy cataract wrote:If I were Bobby I'd change the entire team at half time just to stop them losing all confidence before the season starts.  

This is the worst I've seen us play in years.  
Cos nothing inspires confidence more than being hauled off at half time.
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Post  Tonteau Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:57 pm

There's no way that Mirallas foul should have been a Red. Yellow maximum.

We have been shite, though.
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Post  hairy cataract Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:59 pm

Tonteau wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:If I were Bobby I'd change the entire team at half time just to stop them losing all confidence before the season starts.  

This is the worst I've seen us play in years.  
Cos nothing inspires confidence more than being hauled off at half time.
I'm worried about how they'd feel after another 45 minutes of being made to look like the Blind School second XI playing against Barcelona. By the end of this game I reckon they lads will be quivering wrecks. Hopefully, as Toffeeweb has optimistically suggested, it's jet lag.

So, if I were Bobby, I'd say "don't worry lads, you all just need a good kip, I'll thrown on the ressies to finish this game while you lot go home and put your feet up."

See? Easy this management lark.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:03 pm

And we are underway again.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:04 pm

What's going on with Osman, can't find a team mate with a single pass today.
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