Filthy Stoke Cloggers 1 Everton 1 (o.g.)

Mid week game.

Can we cope with hoofball and extreme long throw-ins. If so we should win.

Same team for 3 games I would presume.

Can we break a record and score 4 in 4 games on the trot.

5-4; Crouch with 4 headers and Les Ferdinand scoring the fifth; 4 penalties by Jelavic

Fucking cloggers will probably injure someone & fuck up their Euro dream... arseholes 0-3 Hibbo, Hibbo & Hibbo (pen)

I demand a win against these clogging bastards.

They're shit. We should beat these without breaking into a sweat. 2-0, Jellybelly and Pienis.

Mr_Ben wrote:Mid week game.

Can we cope with hoofball and extreme long throw-ins. If so we should win.

Same team for 3 games I would presume.

Can we break a record and score 4 in 4 games on the trot.

5-4; Crouch with 4 headers and Les Ferdinand scoring the fifth; 4 penalties by Jelavic

Les Ferdinand signed for Newcastle, so he won't actually be playing us for a few weeks.

Key to this game is not playing stoke at their own game. Pass it around quickly and on the deck, look to break quickly and we should win, lump it up to jelavic/fellaini and we'll struggle.

Tonteau wrote:Key to this game is not playing stoke at their own game. Pass it around quickly and on the deck, look to break quickly and we should win, lump it up to jelavic/fellaini and we'll struggle.

Spot on Tonts.

Pienaar should run Stoke ragged. Their right backs are shockingly bad. Andy Wilkinson is the worst player I have ever seen, Ryan Shotten isn't much better. They often play Huth at right back and he has the mobility of a cow.

Stoke will park the bus and wheelclamp it, so we need to be patient, I can't see Pulis changing his tactics just for us
I expect we will win by the odd goal with Jelavic scoring a late winner.
(Q. When did Stoke last concede 4 goals at home?)

Never scored 4 in 4 consecutive league games, so might as well do it now. The last time we played on May 1st was back in 2010 when we played........ Stoke away and that game finished 0-0. We haven't beaten Stoke away since 2008 when we beat them 3-2.

A victory on Tuesday night would be our 100th away from home in the Premier League.

why oh why am i going to this game?

Albert wrote:why oh why am i going to this game?

I'm going too.

Have to go back a fair few games where we didn't score first. No doubt Pulis will send out the hatchet boys to do a job on Jelavic. Hopefully we will score first and Stoke will lose interest in the game then.

2-0 Blues. Jelavic & Fellaini.

Bluejags wrote:Have to go back a fair few games where we didn't score first. No doubt Pulis will send out the hatchet boys to do a job on Jelavic. Hopefully we will score first and Stoke will lose interest in the game then.

2-0 Blues. Jelavic & Fellaini.

Stat attack...... the last league in which we scored, but it was not the first goal in the game was against Wigan back in Feb, and that was an own goal from Neville.

We'd better win otherwise expect the shite to batter Fulham and go above us.

Royal Blue Mersey wrote:We'd better win otherwise expect the shite to batter Fulham and go above us.

If we draw they need to win by 3 goals but only good teams batter Fulham.

Stoke park the bus!!

Michael Crosby S74 wrote:

Albert wrote:why oh why am i going to this game?

I'm going too.

i'll look out for ya crosby. i'm in the stoke end

Jelly to score again, then stoke realise their season is over and they can't be arsed playing anymore - they go in for a cup of tea and hibbo scores a hat-trick and so we score 4 goals in 4 games - 4-0 to us

Fingers crossed for these links tonight

http://www.atdhenet.tv/46690/watch-stoke-city-vs-everton

http://www.unsports.me/4460/2/Watch-Stoke-City-vs-Everton-FC-/

http://www.oleoletv.com/live/stream/online/free/tv/watch/video/channel/feed/link/broadcast/vivo/gratis/p2p/diretta/14/49628/1/may-1-2012/stoke-city-vs-everton-fc.html


COYB

Howard, Hibbert, Distin, Heitinga, Jagielka, Anichebe, Pienaar, Osman, Fellaini, Cahill, Jelavic

Subs: Mucha, Stracqualursi, McFadden, Gueye, Barkley, Coleman, Duffy

No Pip or Gibbo then

LINE-UPS - Stoke v Everton (1945 BST)

Stoke: Begovic, Huth, Upson, Shawcross, Wilson, Walters, Whitehead, Delap, Etherington, Jones, Crouch. Subs: Sorensen, Whelan, Fuller, Shotton, Jerome, Woodgate, Palacios.

Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Heitinga, Jagielka, Distin, Anichebe, Osman, Fellaini, Pienaar, Cahill, Jelavic. Subs: Mucha, Stracqualursi, McFadden, Gueye, Barkley, Coleman, Duffy.

Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

Anichebe over Gueye?

Yankthattoffee wrote:No Pip or Gibbo then

rested ipresume

Bluejags wrote:Anichebe over Gueye?

we're paying the lump enough money... he may as well do some fucking running