Everton 1 Blackburn 1 (Cahill)
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Everton 1 Blackburn 1 (Cahill)
Game 2 of my 100 game undefeated run brings a load of frozen chickens to the majestic old lady of Goodison... and yes it will be bloody freezing in Goodison on Saturday.
Everton have more injuries than striker goals with Jags, Ossie, Hibbo, Rodders, Dizzy & Seamus all out...
Blackburn travel to us with a hugely supportive fanbase that the Blue Union could comfortably form alliance with.. Merseyside police are expecting to see around 8 stalwart Blackburn fans arrive for the 3pm kick off on Saturday, all wearing 'we hate Steve Keen' shirts & none of them really giving a shit if Blackburn win, lose, draw, or stay in the away dressing room & send out the tea ladies to represent them. There is however serious home team concern that the tea lady known as slack Doris could be too much for Bily to handle.
Moyes is rumoured to be installing a steward with a tazer by the Bullens to give Bily a sharp 10000 volt shock every time he tries to hide there and Drenthe will be fitted with an elastic bungee to his arse that will pull him back to a defensive position if he run forward too quickly. J5 will be coated in titanium to actually make him 'hard' & Saha will dye his hair green so he doesn't look so much of a freak. Felli will be sporting a new bald look & it will be revealed that he is actually only 5 feet tall.
Amazingly the worst striker on the planet is on a roll & my favourite player has gone to total ratshit... therefore the result is clear to see ... 2-0 for the mighty blues scored by the monster that is Victor Anichebe & Timmy the Blue Kangaroo... If Hibbo were fit it would have been an easy 1034-0 win, but there you go, that's just the kind of luck us "bitters" get, isn't it... I suppose we'll have Phil Mitchell, Twattenburg, Martin Atkinson or fooking Collina officiating.
We're gonna murder them
..and to follow Bolton will spank the shite in the late kick off, positioning us to get really pissed and sleep in a field
COYB
Everton have more injuries than striker goals with Jags, Ossie, Hibbo, Rodders, Dizzy & Seamus all out...
Blackburn travel to us with a hugely supportive fanbase that the Blue Union could comfortably form alliance with.. Merseyside police are expecting to see around 8 stalwart Blackburn fans arrive for the 3pm kick off on Saturday, all wearing 'we hate Steve Keen' shirts & none of them really giving a shit if Blackburn win, lose, draw, or stay in the away dressing room & send out the tea ladies to represent them. There is however serious home team concern that the tea lady known as slack Doris could be too much for Bily to handle.
Moyes is rumoured to be installing a steward with a tazer by the Bullens to give Bily a sharp 10000 volt shock every time he tries to hide there and Drenthe will be fitted with an elastic bungee to his arse that will pull him back to a defensive position if he run forward too quickly. J5 will be coated in titanium to actually make him 'hard' & Saha will dye his hair green so he doesn't look so much of a freak. Felli will be sporting a new bald look & it will be revealed that he is actually only 5 feet tall.
Amazingly the worst striker on the planet is on a roll & my favourite player has gone to total ratshit... therefore the result is clear to see ... 2-0 for the mighty blues scored by the monster that is Victor Anichebe & Timmy the Blue Kangaroo... If Hibbo were fit it would have been an easy 1034-0 win, but there you go, that's just the kind of luck us "bitters" get, isn't it... I suppose we'll have Phil Mitchell, Twattenburg, Martin Atkinson or fooking Collina officiating.
We're gonna murder them


COYB
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Re: Everton 1 Blackburn 1 (Cahill)
Great preview
We are better than Yakubu-less Blackburn, aren't we?

We are better than Yakubu-less Blackburn, aren't we?


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This is going to be very painful for the chicken pluckers. A Gibson screamer after 6 seconds sets the tone and by half time we are five goals to the good and they are down to nine men. We lay off in the second half to run out comfortable 8-0 winners, with a hat-trick for Vic, two for Gibbo, a penno for Baines, a sneaky little chip from the dugout by Moyes, and a last minute beauty from MC in the Park End via Drenthe's fat arse.
Who the fuckety fucking fuck are fucking Blackburn?
Who the fuckety fucking fuck are fucking Blackburn?
Re: Everton 1 Blackburn 1 (Cahill)
I can't wait for this game, which is also known as, "and finally on match of the day".
3 0 everton
3 0 everton
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1-2 blackburn
we will bottle it as usual

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Albert wrote:I can't wait for this game, which is also known as, "and finally on match of the day".
3 0 everton

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Anichebe starts ahead of Drenthe in only change from last week. Home crowd get to cheer Super Darren Gibson for first time. Billy on the bench thank fuck!
Everton: Howard, Neville (c), Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Gibson, Fellaini, Cahill, Anichebe, Donovan, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.
Blackburn: Robinson, Olsson, Givet, Dunn, Pedersen, Petrovic, Nzonzi, Dann, Hoilett, Goodwillie, Lowe. Subs: Bunn, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley, Modeste.
3-1 Everton. Anichebe x 3...
Everton: Howard, Neville (c), Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Gibson, Fellaini, Cahill, Anichebe, Donovan, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.
Blackburn: Robinson, Olsson, Givet, Dunn, Pedersen, Petrovic, Nzonzi, Dann, Hoilett, Goodwillie, Lowe. Subs: Bunn, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley, Modeste.
3-1 Everton. Anichebe x 3...

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"Everton captain Phil Neville celebrates his 35th birthday today with manager David Moyes hailing his professionalism: "He continues to work weekly and daily as if it is his last day".
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Bluejags wrote:Anichebe starts ahead of Drenthe in only change from last week. Home crowd get to cheer Super Darren Gibson for first time. Billy on the bench thank fuck!
Everton: Howard, Neville (c), Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Gibson, Fellaini, Cahill, Anichebe, Donovan, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.
Blackburn: Robinson, Olsson, Givet, Dunn, Pedersen, Petrovic, Nzonzi, Dann, Hoilett, Goodwillie, Lowe. Subs: Bunn, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley, Modeste.
3-1 Everton. Anichebe x 3...![]()
why, it doesn't work but today it might
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Everton: Howard, Neville, Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Donovan, Gibson, Fellaini, Anichebe, Cahill, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.
Blackburn: Robinson, Lowe, Dann, Givet, Olsson, Nzonzi, Hoilett, Petrovic, Dunn, Pedersen, Goodwillie. Subs: Bunn, Modeste, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley.
No Samba for Blackburn, big bonus
Blackburn: Robinson, Lowe, Dann, Givet, Olsson, Nzonzi, Hoilett, Petrovic, Dunn, Pedersen, Goodwillie. Subs: Bunn, Modeste, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley.
No Samba for Blackburn, big bonus
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felli's 5 yr plan wrote:Bluejags wrote:Anichebe starts ahead of Drenthe in only change from last week. Home crowd get to cheer Super Darren Gibson for first time. Billy on the bench thank fuck!
Everton: Howard, Neville (c), Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Gibson, Fellaini, Cahill, Anichebe, Donovan, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.
Blackburn: Robinson, Olsson, Givet, Dunn, Pedersen, Petrovic, Nzonzi, Dann, Hoilett, Goodwillie, Lowe. Subs: Bunn, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley, Modeste.
3-1 Everton. Anichebe x 3...![]()
why, it doesn't work but today it might

We have said that for the last 15 months!
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Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
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2 up front? What have you been smoking today?Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.


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1436: FULL-TIME Norwich 0-0 Chelsea
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Guess what i'm going to ask for ? 

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Good point for Norwich. I think we can now safely say that Chelsea will not win the title.Armchair Evertonian wrote:1436: FULL-TIME Norwich 0-0 Chelsea
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Doc( Ninetoes )blue wrote:Guess what i'm going to ask for ?
Try one of these: http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/
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Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:2 up front? What have you been smoking today?Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.![]()
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"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"
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Armchair Evertonian wrote:Doc( Ninetoes )blue wrote:Guess what i'm going to ask for ?
Try one of these: http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/
This one should work as well:
http://www.atdhenet.tv/42958/watch-everton-vs-blackburn
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Armchair Evertonian wrote:Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:2 up front? What have you been smoking today?Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.![]()
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"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"



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Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Armchair Evertonian wrote:Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:2 up front? What have you been smoking today?Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.![]()
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"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"![]()
You might get shot before that happen mate.
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DM's sniper on the Grassy Knoll. I'm getting my assassinations muddled I think

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Armchair Evertonian wrote:Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Armchair Evertonian wrote:Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:2 up front? What have you been smoking today?Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.![]()
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"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"![]()
You might get shot before that happen mate.
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DM's sniper on the Grassy Knoll. I'm getting my assassinations muddled I think![]()
David Moyes' sniper would probably miss.

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A win today will take us to within one point of Norwich!


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Dixie Land wrote:Armchair Evertonian wrote:Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Armchair Evertonian wrote:Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:2 up front? What have you been smoking today?Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.![]()
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"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"![]()
You might get shot before that happen mate.
![]()
DM's sniper on the Grassy Knoll. I'm getting my assassinations muddled I think![]()
David Moyes' sniper would probably miss.![]()

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Working well: http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/28750/1/everton-fc-vs-blackburn-rovers-live-stream-online.html
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