Everton 2 Wolves 1 (Jagielka, Baines (pen))

Not quite a a six-pointer but we really need to win this one to begin turning the season round. Wolves are dross so we should put them to the sword and start a decent run of results.

2-0 Osman and Saha.

The tension will be pretty unbearable if we dont come flying out of the traps.

Might go to this one chaps - I know, I'm a glory hunter... so where's everyone sitting / meeting up these days?

2-1 - Drenthe piledriver followed by a "rare" goal from Tony Hibbert, who then gets a red card for launching himself into the street end to celebrate and starting a riot that lasts until Tuesday. In the ensuing hubub, wolves get a consolation goal.

We will go in at half time three down after a disastrous catalogue of first half errors, including a stunning own goal lobbed from the opposition penalty box by Barkley. An inspired substitution putting Phil Neville in the centre forward role will pay immediate dividends as we claw back to level terms within fifteen minutes of the restart, and two breathtaking 30 yard volleys from first Hibbo and then Tim Howard will see us run out worthy 5-3 winners.

Moyes will then tender his resignation and join a silent order of Opus Dei monks, handing the reigns over to Duncan Ferguson, who has fast-tracked all his coaching badges in one crazy weekend of study.

1-2

Armchair Evertonian wrote:Not quite a a six-pointer but we really need to win this one to begin turning the season round. Wolves are dross so we should put them to the sword and start a decent run of results.

2-0 Osman and Saha.

But of course they have just had their first win since August so will be on a high.

Still think we'll win though.

Statman wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:Not quite a a six-pointer but we really need to win this one to begin turning the season round. Wolves are dross so we should put them to the sword and start a decent run of results.

2-0 Osman and Saha.

But of course they have just had their first win since August so will be on a high.

Still think we'll win though.

4-0 Everton...

Someone's due a spanking! Might as well be Wolves!

Scrappy 89 mins then a wonder strike from Bily! Everton win 1-0 simple!

who is suspended for the game.

Is Cahill fit, what about Jags or will it be JH and Distin at the back?

Mr_Ben wrote:who is suspended for the game.

Is Cahill fit, what about Jags or will it be JH and Distin at the back?

Think Jags is just having injections before the game so that he can play? Don't think anyone is out suspended.

Forgot Vellios was injured before the Newcastle game...

Vellios is approaching full fitness after an unfortunate injury in the warm-up meant he couldn't take his place among the substitutes at Newcastle last time out.

"I was unlucky," he said. "I had finished the warm-up and I had one last ball to shoot - it is always the last shot that causes the injury! So I was out.

"I have had my final tests - my shooting and my sprints - and I am 100 per cent. I will fight on Thursday and Friday in training to be involved against Wolves."

Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

Arthur C Clarke
Bernard Cornwell
Betty Nipple-Rash

Sack the Juggler wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

Arthur C Clarke
Bernard Cornwell
Betty Nipple-Rash

Nipple-Rash was one of the classiest right-backs I ever saw play. Her long throw was astonishing, and the sight of her flying down the wing, her tits flapping around her knees, will stay with me for the rest of my life.

hairy cataract wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

Arthur C Clarke
Bernard Cornwell
Betty Nipple-Rash

Nipple-Rash was one of the classiest right-backs I ever saw play. Her long throw was astonishing, and the sight of her flying down the wing, her tits flapping around her knees, will stay with me for the rest of my life.

Yeah, but she always went down too easily for my liking

Sack the Juggler wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

Arthur C Clarke
Bernard Cornwell
Betty Nipple-Rash

Nipple-Rash was one of the classiest right-backs I ever saw play. Her long throw was astonishing, and the sight of her flying down the wing, her tits flapping around her knees, will stay with me for the rest of my life.

Yeah, but she always went down too easily for my liking

Are you sure that Betty Nipple Rash played for Wolves?

I can remember her going on loan to Villa, when she gave John Gregory the clap, but I can't remember her ever being at Wolves.

Dixie Land wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

Arthur C Clarke
Bernard Cornwell
Betty Nipple-Rash

Nipple-Rash was one of the classiest right-backs I ever saw play. Her long throw was astonishing, and the sight of her flying down the wing, her tits flapping around her knees, will stay with me for the rest of my life.

Yeah, but she always went down too easily for my liking

Are you sure that Betty Nipple Rash played for Wolves?

I can remember her going on loan to Villa, when she gave John Gregory the clap, but I can't remember her ever being at Wolves.

If she played for any Midlands(ish) team surely it must have been CHESTerfield.

Dixie Land wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:

Sack the Juggler wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

Arthur C Clarke
Bernard Cornwell
Betty Nipple-Rash

Nipple-Rash was one of the classiest right-backs I ever saw play. Her long throw was astonishing, and the sight of her flying down the wing, her tits flapping around her knees, will stay with me for the rest of my life.

Yeah, but she always went down too easily for my liking

Are you sure that Betty Nipple Rash played for Wolves?

I can remember her going on loan to Villa, when she gave John Gregory the clap, but I can't remember her ever being at Wolves.

I think we also loaned her to Wolves for half an hour behind the bikeshed, but I don't think she got a full session with them

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

who has he not played for!

Mr_Ben wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

who has he not played for!

I was thinking the same thing. He would be included in most club's "who has played for us list".

What is he up to these days anyway?

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

who has he not played for!

I was thinking the same thing. He would be included in most club's "who has played for us list".

What is he up to these days anyway?

Bent signed a one-year contract with Indonesia Super League club Mitra Kukar on 3 November 2011

1995–1998 Brentford 70 (
1998–1999 Crystal Palace 28 (5)
1999 Port Vale 23 (1)
1999–2000 Sheffield United 48 (20)
2000–2001 Blackburn Rovers 37 (
2001–2004 Ipswich Town 61 (21)
2003–2004 → Leicester City (loan) 33 (9)
2004–2006 Everton 55 (7)
2006–2008 Charlton Athletic 46 (4)
2007–2008 → Wigan Athletic (loan) 31 (7)
2008–2011 Birmingham City 33 (3)
2009–2010 → Middlesbrough (loan) 7 (0)
2010 → Queens Park Rangers (loan) 3 (0)
2010–2011 → Wolverhampton Wanderers (loan) 3 (0)
2011 → Sheffield United (loan) 11 (0)
2011– Mitra Kukar 0 (0)

Super wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Mr_Ben wrote:

Super wrote:Players who have played for both Everton and Wolves.... lets go!

Joleon Lescott
Segundo Castillo
Andy Gray
Marcus Hahnemann (once he plays for Everton)

Steve Bull

Derek Mountfield
Marcus Bent
Dave Thomas
Michael Branch
Marcus Hahnemann
Vinny Samways
Wayne Clarke

who has he not played for!

I was thinking the same thing. He would be included in most club's "who has played for us list".

What is he up to these days anyway?

Bent signed a one-year contract with Indonesia Super League club Mitra Kukar on 3 November 2011

1995–1998 Brentford 70 (
1998–1999 Crystal Palace 28 (5)
1999 Port Vale 23 (1)
1999–2000 Sheffield United 48 (20)
2000–2001 Blackburn Rovers 37 (
2001–2004 Ipswich Town 61 (21)
2003–2004 → Leicester City (loan) 33 (9)
2004–2006 Everton 55 (7)
2006–2008 Charlton Athletic 46 (4)
2007–2008 → Wigan Athletic (loan) 31 (7)
2008–2011 Birmingham City 33 (3)
2009–2010 → Middlesbrough (loan) 7 (0)
2010 → Queens Park Rangers (loan) 3 (0)
2010–2011 → Wolverhampton Wanderers (loan) 3 (0)
2011 → Sheffield United (loan) 11 (0)
2011– Mitra Kukar 0 (0)

Not exactly prolific is he? 3 goals in his last (known) 57 games.