West Brom 1 Everton 0

And it's all over. Should have known we'd never get something on the road.

Now it's time to have breakfast and forget about all this.

1437: Full-time West Brom 1-0 Everton

1436: Full-time Sunderland 1-3 Wolves

We really need to practice corners

And Utd have got a point at Blackburn to win the title.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

The President wrote:We really need to practice corners football

Corrected

If Moyes doesnt get funds for a half decent striker this summer then next season is going to be a slog again..

hairy cataract wrote:should that have been a pen for hand ball? the Russian commentator didn't say

forgot you were fluent.....

mindyerho? wrote:

hairy cataract wrote:should that have been a pen for hand ball? the Russian commentator didn't say

forgot you were fluent.....

My commentary was by Trevor Francis and he makes less sense than a Russian.

I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

So it's not a 3pm kick off then?

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

Obviously I sound like Simon Davies.....

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

He's been a liability since Christmas Dixie. He's lost the motivation and the hunger. The Victor Anichebe of posting. He's lucky a rival board in the Premier League still wants him. The board has made its mind up.

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

He's been a liability since Christmas Dixie. He's lost the motivation and the hunger. The Victor Anichebe of posting. He's lucky a rival board in the Premier League still wants him. The board has made its mind up.

Not sure I can cope with Mark Hughes' team selections, more baffling than DM's. Maybe I'll retire to a small Caribbean island and try and get a place in their forum, if they have one.

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

He's been a liability since Christmas Dixie. He's lost the motivation and the hunger. The Victor Anichebe of posting. He's lucky a rival board in the Premier League still wants him. The board has made its mind up.

If you remortgaged your house and sold your missus so that we had funds to buy the posters that the great fans of this board deserve then we wouldn't have a problem. The board cannot keep on blaming our hard working posters who cost nothing and don't get paid what they are worth.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

He's been a liability since Christmas Dixie. He's lost the motivation and the hunger. The Victor Anichebe of posting. He's lucky a rival board in the Premier League still wants him. The board has made its mind up.

If you remortgaged your house and sold your missus so that we had funds to buy the posters that the great fans of this board deserve then we wouldn't have a problem. The board cannot keep on blaming our hard working posters who cost nothing and don't get paid what they are worth.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

Mindyerho was looking for pay parity with Super and he's not in that league. The nerve like.We need to hold onto our stars and cut the deadwood. Speaking of which, the chairman wants to see you in his office Dixie. Something about going stale after wedding.

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

He's been a liability since Christmas Dixie. He's lost the motivation and the hunger. The Victor Anichebe of posting. He's lucky a rival board in the Premier League still wants him. The board has made its mind up.

If you remortgaged your house and sold your missus so that we had funds to buy the posters that the great fans of this board deserve then we wouldn't have a problem. The board cannot keep on blaming our hard working posters who cost nothing and don't get paid what they are worth.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

Mindyerho was looking for pay parity with Super and he's not in that league. The nerve like.We need to hold onto our stars and cut the deadwood. Speaking of which, the chairman wants to see you in his office Dixie. Something about going stale after wedding.

Been nice posting with you all.

UWIST61 wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

He's been a liability since Christmas Dixie. He's lost the motivation and the hunger. The Victor Anichebe of posting. He's lucky a rival board in the Premier League still wants him. The board has made its mind up.

If you remortgaged your house and sold your missus so that we had funds to buy the posters that the great fans of this board deserve then we wouldn't have a problem. The board cannot keep on blaming our hard working posters who cost nothing and don't get paid what they are worth.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

Mindyerho was looking for pay parity with Super and he's not in that league. The nerve like.We need to hold onto our stars and cut the deadwood. Speaking of which, the chairman wants to see you in his office Dixie. Something about going stale after wedding.

No that's just the cheese around the tip.

I promise to improve my personal hygiene if I can have another 12 months.

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Bluejags wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:I'd like to apologise to all Blues for just not turning up today. It was a lacklustre performance, I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt, I was late getting a feed and I couldn't find my lucky cup. Even worse, my poor preparation during the week meant that we didn't have the green tea I've been drinking since we started playing better.

To further compound my errors, I went to the bog at half-time and when I came back my Mrs had switched the PC over to the tennis and showed me a red card, so I had to drive into work. twenty minutes of inattention, and I got the result I deserved.

I understand completely if DM wants to drop me and I promise to work harder. I will be donating my match fees to charity.

Rival Fulham fans board have come in with bid for you. You can leave on a free transfer on June 1st.

All the best
The board.

I still think he can make it. Selling him will only come back to haunt us next season when we are away at Craven Cottage. He did try to wear his lucky shirt and tried to get his lucky mug but it just wasn't his day today. Happens to the best posters and we can't hold him wholley responsible for today's result.

He's been a liability since Christmas Dixie. He's lost the motivation and the hunger. The Victor Anichebe of posting. He's lucky a rival board in the Premier League still wants him. The board has made its mind up.

If you remortgaged your house and sold your missus so that we had funds to buy the posters that the great fans of this board deserve then we wouldn't have a problem. The board cannot keep on blaming our hard working posters who cost nothing and don't get paid what they are worth.

KMYHIOC (Keep Mind Yer Ho In Our City) leader
Dixie Land

Mindyerho was looking for pay parity with Super and he's not in that league. The nerve like.We need to hold onto our stars and cut the deadwood. Speaking of which, the chairman wants to see you in his office Dixie. Something about going stale after wedding.

Just because I don't post my pictures of Lulu .....

Dixie, they're casting me aside just a week before my birthday (I think the supply of cheap smileys must be drying up) but you can still make it. Just post the honeymoon photos....