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Post  Sack the Juggler on Mon 22 Apr 2019, 12:20 pm

A few weeks ago Palace, were still flirting with relegation but Woy has woven his magic to scatter a few wins amongst his run of defeats to steer them past the safety of the 40 point target... although to be fair, they are only 7 points behind an inconsistent Everton.

This weekend they twonked Arsenal at the Emirates 3-2, and it could have been more if Benteke could only find the shooting boots he wore at Villa all those years ago, but Arsenal are poor of late, so probably to be expected.  

They now face a resurgent Everton who are brilliant against top tier opposition, but are more full of holes against lower tier teams than Hennessey's excuse that he didn't know what a Nazi salute was and is now desperate to learn more about them so he can avoid such faux pas's in the future.  To be fair Hitler died before Football was invented by Sky, so it could be a plausible excuse... if it wasn't for all those films, documentaries and history books about the fella....  Neutral

Anyway, Palace are safe, and as such they will revert to their earlier defensive frailties, Everton on the other hand will be looking to keep another clean sheet, so I reckon despite Palace trying to hide it out in their bunker, they will not survive D-Day and the blues will win the battle of the bulging net and other Nazi themed comments.

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Post  Armchair on Mon 22 Apr 2019, 4:17 pm

Apparently this is how he attracts the attention of waiters. To be fair, it would attract attention of pretty much anyone who saw it. Anyway, if Palace were top six, we'd beat them. But they're not, so they'll beat us.

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Mon 22 Apr 2019, 5:06 pm

Is that what a nazi salute looks like - I had no idea.... Rolling Eyes
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Mon 22 Apr 2019, 8:58 pm

oh, 1-0 to us, Hitler to score an own goal

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Post  SEFTON on Wed 24 Apr 2019, 10:06 am

With 7th place and a possible Europa place up for grabs, Everton will want to finish on a high,
Palace are safe so nothing to play for.

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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 11:03 am

We'll lose 2-0. Palace are half decent, and we're still pretty shit despite beating ManUre. Goals for Zaha and Goebbels, Palace to invade Poland at the end.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 2:53 pm

Everton XI: Pickford, Coleman, Keane, Zouma, Digne, Schneiderlin, Gueye, Richarlison, Sigurdsson, Bernard, Calvert-Lewin

Subs: Jagielka, Walcott, Tosun, McCarthy, Stekelenburg, Lookman, Baines
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:13 pm

GOAL - Southampton 1-0 Bournemouth
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:14 pm

We are on top the last few minutes, corner.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:16 pm

It's very windy, making it difficult to play the ball long, need to keep it on the ground the best we can.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:17 pm

We are dominating, Siggi with a shot inside the box, blocked and CP just hoof the ball away.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:18 pm

Our 3rd corner coming up.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:19 pm

Storm Hannah is having an impact at Selhurst Park.

It is so windy at Selhurst Park that the ball has just rolled away from the corner flag as Gylfi Sigurdsson went to take a corner, causing the Iceland international to reset it.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:22 pm

GOAL - Southampton 1-1 Bournemouth
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:25 pm

Our fourth corner coming up, can we take advantage?
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:35 pm

GOAL - Southampton 1-2 Bournemouth
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:36 pm

We are on top but haven't tested the goalie.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:36 pm

Coleman with a great cross in the windy conditions but DCL's header is total garbage and is well over the bar.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:37 pm

Great counter attack but the final ball is not right and CP can clear.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:39 pm

Gueye with a shot from close to 25 yards out, the goalie saves it with relative ease.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:40 pm

We are working hard pressing the CP players and are not afraid to step up to intercept a CP pass.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:42 pm

After about 40 minutes of play...

Plenty of action at Selhurst Park and plenty of chances, but zero goals.

Everton have had 11 shots, but just two on target, while Palace have had five attempts which have all missed.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:45 pm

Siggi's body language is not good, lots of arm waiving going on.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:47 pm

GOAL - Watford 0-1 Wolves
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 27 Apr 2019, 3:48 pm

HT, 0-0, we have been the better team without really testing their keeper. Not many clear cut chances at all.
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