West Ham v Everton - Final game!!!

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Post  RhinoJagz on Fri 11 May 2018, 11:19 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to announce the end of the 17/18 season, quite possibly the most dreary, turbulent and soul sapping campaign in quite some time. This weekends opposition provided the ‘highlight’ of the season, a 4-0 victory at Goodison Park back in November, the author of that victory still a mystery.

With Wayne Rooney off to Washington and hopefully Allardyce off to the job office, one can hope that this sorry season can be writing off as bad debt and we can start next season with a new manager and fresh impetus. A 0-0 result here will probably be acceptable as not give to give Sam any more opportunities to blow his own trumpet, a unfortunate painful weekly occurrence.

Expect a testimonial like atmosphere for stalwart Davy Klassen, a linchpin of the team this season, although with The Netherlands imminent non-appearance at th World Cup on the horizon, he may not be risked.
Expect further displays of appreciation for Kevin Mirallas, Ashley Williams and several others who are surely at the exit door. Taxi meters running. Tick Tock gentlemen.


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Post  Armchair on Sat 12 May 2018, 10:31 am

I imagine Klaassen will get a guard of honour.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sun 13 May 2018, 2:25 pm

Everton: Pickford, Keane, Funes Mori, Jagielka, Gueye, Davies, Baines, Schneiderlin, Coleman, Niasse, Tosun
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:08 pm

And we are up and running....
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:09 pm

Well, that didn't take long.

GOAL - Tottenham 0-1 Leicester
Jamie Vardy
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:09 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Well, that didn't take long.

GOAL - Tottenham 0-1 Leicester
Jamie Vardy


Never mind....

GOAL - Tottenham 1-1 Leicester
Harry Kane (7 mins)
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:12 pm

Can't get a link to work, so might not be watching this game after all.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:15 pm

GOAL - Swansea 1-0 Stoke
Andy King
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:34 pm

GOAL - Liverpool 1-0 Brighton
Mohamed Salah

Record breaking 32nd Premier League this season.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:35 pm

Niasse in on goal, one on one, hits it at the keeper's left leg.

Comical defending by the CB.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:39 pm

Funes Mori booked for clattering a Hammers player. He's a bit naughty at times, isn't he.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:40 pm

Lanzini, 1-0.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:41 pm

GOAL - Huddersfield 0-1 Arsenal
Pierre-Emerick Aubamayang
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:41 pm

GOAL - Burnley 1-0 Bournemouth
Chris Wood
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:42 pm

GOAL - Man Utd 1-0 Watford
Marcus Rashford
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:43 pm

GOAL - Swansea 1-2 Stoke

Stoke making it impossible for Swansea to stay up at the moment...
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 3:43 pm

GOAL - Liverpool 2-0 Brighton
Dejan Lovren
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 13 May 2018, 4:29 pm

This is a truly dreadful Everton side. An absolute disgrace to the shirt.

I'd keep Coleman, Pickford and Walcott, and sell everyone else. New manager, complete new squad.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 4:36 pm

GOAL - West Ham 2-1 Everton
Oumar Niasse
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 4:38 pm

GOAL - Tottenham 5-4 Leicester
Harry Kane

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 13 May 2018, 4:43 pm

Not even watching since the feeds I tried were all shit, but I wasn't even really watching when the feeds were somewhat working. The play is just too dire to watch.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sun 13 May 2018, 5:06 pm

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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 13 May 2018, 5:28 pm

West Ham made us look shit. Or we made them look great, one of the two.

That match summed up the worst of Everton this season. Sam must go now, for sure, but that will change nothing unless Moshiri makes some great decisions. New manager, new DOF, new everything. At least ten new players. Sure it will take them a while to bed in and we'll need to be patient, but this group are a toxic mixture of past-its, wage-thieves, and bad buys.
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Post  Armchair on Sun 13 May 2018, 5:35 pm

A superb season comes to a glorious conclusion.
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Sun 13 May 2018, 5:55 pm

We finished 8th!
I'd like to finish on a positive note.
How shyt are the other 12?
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