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Post  RhinoJagz on Sat 05 May 2018, 10:46 am

Gentleman, we have just about made it to the end of this inthralling season.

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ENTERTAINED!!!???

Big Sam, The Greatest Showman has managed to mould his ragtag mob of bearded ladies, midgets and freaks into the 8th finest team in the land. Southampton are the final visitors to the bigtop Goodison in a game that will perhaps doom them to relegation. What theatre, what drama!

Expect the human cannon ball Davy Klassen not to be risked although the excellent Cent Tosun working off scraps routine will be a treat.

Free candy floss, pop corn and gravy to be provided to warm the hearts of the suffering masses.

The reviews are in: A triumph! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 05 May 2018, 2:22 pm

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Post  RhinoJagz on Sat 05 May 2018, 3:01 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Played nonstop in our house for last month! Daughter loves it. Il photoshop Sam onto poster if we win 5-0 today 😄

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Post  Blue gazza on Sat 05 May 2018, 3:12 pm

hope the players put a show on for the poor suffering fans
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 05 May 2018, 3:53 pm

RhinoJagz wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Played nonstop in our house for last month! Daughter loves it. Il photoshop Sam onto poster if we win 5-0 today 😄
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Here's for the 5-0 win then!
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Post  Armchair on Sat 05 May 2018, 4:42 pm

16:38
Team news

Everton v Southampton (17:30 BST)

Everton manager Sam Alardyce has made two changes from the team which defeated Huddersfield 2-0 last time out.

Wayne Rooney is injured and doesn't make the squad while Theo Walcott also misses out. Tom Davies and Yannick Bolasie replace them.

Everton XI: Pickford, Schneiderlin, Baines, Keane, Jagielka, Bolasie, Tosun, Gueye Coleman, Davies, Vlasic.

Subs: Robles, Martina, Niasse, Klaassen, Funes Mori, Kenny, Baningime.

Super sub.
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeRef? on Sat 05 May 2018, 6:02 pm

I e seen less shirt pulling in a rugby match. FFS ref!
Everton on the beach
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeRef? on Sat 05 May 2018, 6:04 pm

Fucking Allan Green.
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Post  Armchair on Sat 05 May 2018, 6:46 pm

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Post  Armchair on Sat 05 May 2018, 7:14 pm

6 Jagielka Substituted for Klaassen at 80'

Shocked
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeRef? on Sat 05 May 2018, 7:44 pm

Klaasen was actually quite lively considering the splinters in his arse.

I'm please we broke their hearts at the end. They play decent football but what a bunch of cheats!
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Post  RhinoJagz on Sat 05 May 2018, 7:57 pm

At least that should puncture any momentum behind Sam for next season nonsense once and for all.

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Post  Blue gazza on Sat 05 May 2018, 9:23 pm

Lowest thread I can remember, our fan morale is at an all time low

I hope the board get rid ASAP
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 06 May 2018, 10:55 am

I doubt if we'll even finish top half next season with this group of players and Sam. I don't care who goes, the players or Sam, preferably both, but radical change needed over the summer if we're to avoid a genuine relegation battle next time around.

I reckon we'll be looking back on this season as the good old days by this time next year. Evil or Very Mad pale Mad
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