Everton V Arsenal

Tuesday night fixture (tomorrow) 19:45 kick-off, live on BT Sport. Arsenal should batter us.
Bolasie is missing for Everton and Ramsay missing for Arsenal, both injured.
Who the fcuk are Arsenal anyway!

Clattenburg is ref so don't expect any favours.

I'll keep half an eye on it but am not that bothered.

0-4

We'll win this. It'll be like one of those FA Cup games between a really shit pub side and a Sky club. They will lay seige to us but our determined band of part-timers will put their bodies on the line and, after taking a shock early lead, we will hold out for a famous victory.

This is the beginning. We will go on to trounce the Shite 4-0 and commence an unbeaten run of a dozen games that will leave us well placed for a Top 4 finish.

See? The drugs DO work.

Watching this would be like committing self harm...

It's a night of Poirot on ITV Encore & FM2017 on the desktop for me


0-6 humiliation (again)

hairy cataract wrote:We'll win this. It'll be like one of those FA Cup games between a really shit pub side and a Sky club. They will lay seige to us but our determined band of part-timers will put their bodies on the line and, after taking a shock early lead, we will hold out for a famous victory.

This is the beginning. We will go on to trounce the Shite 4-0 and commence an unbeaten run of a dozen games that will leave us well placed for a Top 4 finish.

See? The drugs DO work.

Can I have some?

will get stuffed just in time for Christmas, and then again by the shyte.

In January we really need to strengthen by buying a world class keeper and a whole new team.

Sack the Juggler wrote: will get stuffed just in time for Christmas, and then again by the shyte.

In January we really need to strengthen by buying a world class keeper and a whole new team.

And perhaps a new manager
One who stops talking about Everton in the third person

1-5.

Barry out (rested)

Looks like Koeman doesn't know who to play - it's a different line-up again (not even including the Bolasie absent of course).

1-3.

0-1. Stekkers at fault again

Ok, deflected. I'll let him off. Shit FK though.

Better now. Too many misplaced passes but we are at least having a go.

Dare I say it, we've been the better team since the goal. Pressing high up the pitch, getting the fullbacks forward. Luka even won a header!

COLEYMAN

Coleman!!!!!

Well deserved. We've been all over them since the goal.

2 mins of Lex stoppage time

Ht 1-1

Armchair wrote:Well deserved. We've been all over them since the goal.

What a team. They make me so, so proud.

Now that's more like it

Big Dunc in as a peace maker at HT. Surely until first punch is thrown and then he goes fucking radge!!

Good fightback.

hairy cataract wrote:Now that's more like it

You can hear the reaction at Goodison when we actually fight for tackles etc.

HT.