Liverpool/The Shite Vs Everton
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Liverpool/The Shite Vs Everton
Ok, three draws in a row, and my powers grow stronger as we meet the shite. This will be high scoring, but we'll take a decent lead, and they will force a late comeback to draw and celebrate as if they'd won.
3-3 Lukaku brace and Coleman
3-3 Lukaku brace and Coleman
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We won't score.
And we'll concede loads.
4-0.
And we'll concede loads.
4-0.
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Armchair wrote:We won't score.
And we'll concede loads.
4-0.
what about the 2nd half
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Doom I tell ya, Doom!
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Blue gazza wrote:Armchair wrote:We won't score.
And we'll concede loads.
4-0.
what about the 2nd half
I'm not sure we'll manage to score 0.
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Blue gazza wrote:Armchair wrote:We won't score.
And we'll concede loads.
4-0.
what about the 2nd half
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I'd be happy for a sudden freak snowstorm to cause the postponement of this match until 2019. Failing that, I can't imagine the Shite not winning this comfortably. Having said that, I'm really hoping Hibbo gets a shout to replace Seamus - just imagine.....
0-1, a Hibbo rasper in the 89th minute.
0-1, a Hibbo rasper in the 89th minute.
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Please God now, just fucking don't.......
Blergghhh arrgggghhh swarggggg.....fuckpig!
Blergghhh arrgggghhh swarggggg.....fuckpig!
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So... the day of reckoning has arrived. Â I don't usually watch derbies but I might give this one a go. Â Strange, you might think, since we are almost certainly going to be humiliated? Â That's why I'll watch. Â It's the hope I can't stand and, to be honest, we have very little hope of a result tonight. Â So I'll watch knowing that anything less than abject failure will be a triumph. We have nothing to lose.
I'd imagine the Shite will come out at a million miles an hour and if we can get through the first 15 minutes any less than three down, we might just get away with a bad result but not a terrible one.
COYB! Â Fuck The Shite! Â Sack The Clown!
I'd imagine the Shite will come out at a million miles an hour and if we can get through the first 15 minutes any less than three down, we might just get away with a bad result but not a terrible one.
COYB! Â Fuck The Shite! Â Sack The Clown!
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I'm not going to bother watching. It's got to the stage where I almost hope we lose matches just to guarantee that Bobby gets the boot.
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hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:So... the day of reckoning has arrived. Â I don't usually watch derbies but I might give this one a go. Â Strange, you might think, since we are almost certainly going to be humiliated? Â That's why I'll watch. Â It's the hope I can't stand and, to be honest, we have very little hope of a result tonight. Â So I'll watch knowing that anything less than abject failure will be a triumph. We have nothing to lose.
I'd imagine the Shite will come out at a million miles an hour and if we can get through the first 15 minutes any less than three down, we might just get away with a bad result but not a terrible one.
COYB! Â Fuck The Shite! Â Sack The Clown!
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Watching the game from the Irish bar Puerto Rico Gran Canarys ,bollox to all the negativity going an away win 0-2 the toffees
Lazy Arsenal Lukaku with a brace. COYBB's
Lazy Arsenal Lukaku with a brace. COYBB's
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At least when we were really shit you could count on maybe a backs the wall draw but just can't see us plug the gaps if Shite come at us at a million miles an hour. A game totally made for the Klopp philosophy though so can't see them not been up for it. You would just hope the players can ignore Bobbys bollox and try and not make it a humiliating experience for the fans.
Think I might wash the windows this evening since it's lovely outside
Think I might wash the windows this evening since it's lovely outside
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■Everton have not beaten Liverpool in 10 league matches (D7, L3), their longest winless league streak in this fixture since an 11-match run between 1979 and 1984.
But our away form is okay this season
1-2 Barkley to get both
COME ON YOU BLUES
But our away form is okay this season
1-2 Barkley to get both
COME ON YOU BLUES
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Been in France for a week playing a 4 day golf comp... did well but got food poisoning ..
If it was contagious I'd try to give it to that prick of a manager
Not sure if I can be arsed to try & watch tonight... I feel like shit & don't think I can watch shit as well.
Fucking rubbish
4-0
booooo
Bar will be closed too as Basic & Kone the cock + plus a load of pimply 14 year olds are selected to start
Phenomenal ... fuck off Martinez ... I'm going for my 5th shit today
If it was contagious I'd try to give it to that prick of a manager
Not sure if I can be arsed to try & watch tonight... I feel like shit & don't think I can watch shit as well.
Fucking rubbish
4-0
booooo
Bar will be closed too as Basic & Kone the cock + plus a load of pimply 14 year olds are selected to start
Phenomenal ... fuck off Martinez ... I'm going for my 5th shit today
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1Robles
8Oviedo
5Stones
25Funes Mori
3Baines
16McCarthy
18Barry
12Lennon
20Barkley
11Mirallas
10Lukaku
Substitutes
14Niasse
15Cleverley
17Besic
19Deulofeu
21Osman
22Pienaar
24Howard
8Oviedo
5Stones
25Funes Mori
3Baines
16McCarthy
18Barry
12Lennon
20Barkley
11Mirallas
10Lukaku
Substitutes
14Niasse
15Cleverley
17Besic
19Deulofeu
21Osman
22Pienaar
24Howard
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Full strength side named. Mind you, our "full strength" is most teams' "weakened".
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I like the "no defenders on the bench" policy. He clearly doesn't think we'll be trying to defend a lead at any point
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hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:I like the "no defenders on the bench" policy. He clearly doesn't think we'll be trying to defend a lead at any point
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How many of our players will the Shite manage to crock tonight? I think 3 - Luka, Barks and Baines.
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plus a couple of straight reds for Mori & Stones will set us up nicely for WembleyArmchair wrote:How many of our players will the Shite manage to crock tonight? I think 3 - Luka, Barks and Baines.
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Moshi Foo Gwladys wrote:plus a couple of straight reds for Mori & Stones will set us up nicely for WembleyArmchair wrote:How many of our players will the Shite manage to crock tonight? I think 3 - Luka, Barks and Baines.
Christ, I hadn't though of that - someone's bound to get a red and miss the semi. Hopefully it will be Martinez.
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Moshi Foo Gwladys wrote:Been in France for a week playing a 4 day golf comp... did well but got food poisoning ..
If it was contagious I'd try to give it to that prick of a manager
Not sure if I can be arsed to try & watch tonight... I feel like shit & don't think I can watch shit as well.
Fucking rubbish
4-0
booooo
Bar will be closed too as Basic & Kone the cock + plus a load of pimply 14 year olds are selected to start
Phenomenal ... fuck off Martinez ... I'm going for my 5th shit today
So, no half time snack for you then fattie
I'll be tucking into half a family size mint aero and last night's apple crumble leftovers with a tin of custard
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I don't like food anymore... I'm going to be one of those anorexebalemee peoplehairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:Moshi Foo Gwladys wrote:Been in France for a week playing a 4 day golf comp... did well but got food poisoning ..
If it was contagious I'd try to give it to that prick of a manager
Not sure if I can be arsed to try & watch tonight... I feel like shit & don't think I can watch shit as well.
Fucking rubbish
4-0
booooo
Bar will be closed too as Basic & Kone the cock + plus a load of pimply 14 year olds are selected to start
Phenomenal ... fuck off Martinez ... I'm going for my 5th shit today
So, no half time snack for you then fattie
I'll be tucking into half a family size mint aero and last night's apple crumble leftovers with a tin of custard
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