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Post  Goodison_Gringo Wed 09 Mar 2016, 4:51 pm

Niasse may not make it as a player but can he manage?
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Post  Cahill the Great Tue 29 Mar 2016, 1:09 pm

Is this guy a £13m clanger by Martinez? Very strange that he hasn't featured at all. Per Kroldrup situation perhaps?
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Post  SEFTON Tue 29 Mar 2016, 1:18 pm

Cahill the Great wrote:Is this guy a £13m clanger by Martinez?   Very strange that he hasn't featured at all.  Per Kroldrup situation perhaps?


More to the point has Martinez bought Niasse to replace Lukaku? Kone/Niasse partnership with Carrick to replace Barry. affraid
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Post  Blue gazza Tue 29 Mar 2016, 1:26 pm

sefton wrote:
Cahill the Great wrote:Is this guy a £13m clanger by Martinez?   Very strange that he hasn't featured at all.  Per Kroldrup situation perhaps?


More to the point has Martinez bought Niasse to replace Lukaku? Kone/Niasse partnership with Carrick to replace Barry. affraid

PLEASE don't even joke about that affraid affraid
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Post  SEFTON Fri 01 Apr 2016, 2:25 pm

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-striker-niasse-taking-longer-11124634
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Post  Armchair Fri 01 Apr 2016, 2:34 pm

sefton wrote:http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-striker-niasse-taking-longer-11124634

Only 50-60% fit after two months with the club? Have we signed another crock? No
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Post  Goodison_Gringo Fri 01 Apr 2016, 2:50 pm

Armchair wrote:
sefton wrote:http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-striker-niasse-taking-longer-11124634

Only 50-60% fit after two months with the club? Have we signed another crock? No

or another van der Drenthe?
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Post  SEFTON Fri 01 Apr 2016, 3:21 pm

Armchair wrote:
sefton wrote:http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-striker-niasse-taking-longer-11124634

Only 50-60% fit after two months with the club? Have we signed another crock? No

That's still more than most of the team. affraid Unfit squad.
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Post  hairy cataract Fri 01 Apr 2016, 4:47 pm

That's depressing. The fucker arrived two months ago and he's still only 50% fit? I hope you are fucking joking Mr Martinez you massive bellend.
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Post  Yankthattoffee Fri 01 Apr 2016, 6:58 pm

Cahill the Great wrote:Is this guy a £13m clanger by Martinez?   Very strange that he hasn't featured at all.  Per Kroldrup situation perhaps?
You may bge closer to the truth with this one.
He had been around for a few years before he had a wonder half season (Jelavic anyone).
Possibly been found out in training?
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Post  Armchair Fri 01 Apr 2016, 7:01 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Cahill the Great wrote:Is this guy a £13m clanger by Martinez?   Very strange that he hasn't featured at all.  Per Kroldrup situation perhaps?
You may bge closer to the truth with this one.
He had been around for a few years before he had a wonder half season (Jelavic anyone).
Possibly been found out in training?

We don't do any training, do we? scratch No
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Post  Mr_Ben Fri 01 Apr 2016, 7:49 pm

Wonder if he is any good.
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Post  Yankthattoffee Fri 01 Apr 2016, 8:29 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:Wonder if he is any good.
no
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Post  hairy cataract Mon 18 Apr 2016, 9:22 am

The Bellend speaks:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-admit-bonus-niasse-plays-11199301

Incredible phenomenal shite. If he's got a wrist injury what the fuck is stopping him getting the rest of his body fit? You don't run on your hands do you? And if he's incapable of training or playing in the U21s to get his fitness, why the fucking fuckety fuck is he on the bench every fucking week?

SACK THIS FUCKING SPOOFER NOW! He must think we're total fucking knobheads, the shite he comes out with. He's making the club look ridiculous.
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Post  Yankthattoffee Tue 19 Apr 2016, 12:17 pm

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:The Bellend speaks:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-admit-bonus-niasse-plays-11199301

Incredible phenomenal shite. If he's got a wrist injury what the fuck is stopping him getting the rest of his body fit? You don't run on your hands do you?  And if he's incapable of training or playing in the U21s to get his fitness, why the fucking fuckety fuck is he on the bench every fucking week?

SACK THIS FUCKING SPOOFER NOW!  He must think we're total fucking knobheads, the shite he comes out with. He's making the club look ridiculous.
What a cock-up. Clearly we had no idea what we were buying.


He has played for just 29 minutes.
It would seem he's continually not match fit despite him suffering only from a wrist injury.
"Now is probably the first period that he had 10 days of complete good work and he`s going to get the benefit from it.
"From that to be able to play and to cope with 90 minutes of the demands of the Premier League I think is a very different story. Martinez attempted to explain to the Echo.
He then continued to suggest that it's actually all about him adapting to the country and the Premier League ahead of next season.
He continued: "Oumar will benefit completely with a pre-season and at the start of next season.
"This campaign is more about getting used to the environment and to get to slowly work towards the physicality of this league.
"If he could play some part of the games it would be a bonus but at the moment it is more of an introduction than the star role he can have."
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Post  Statman Tue 19 Apr 2016, 1:45 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:The Bellend speaks:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-admit-bonus-niasse-plays-11199301

Incredible phenomenal shite. If he's got a wrist injury what the fuck is stopping him getting the rest of his body fit? You don't run on your hands do you?  And if he's incapable of training or playing in the U21s to get his fitness, why the fucking fuckety fuck is he on the bench every fucking week?

SACK THIS FUCKING SPOOFER NOW!  He must think we're total fucking knobheads, the shite he comes out with. He's making the club look ridiculous.
What a cock-up. Clearly we had no idea what we were buying.


He has played for just 29 minutes.
It would seem he's continually not match fit despite him suffering only from a wrist injury.
"Now is probably the first period that he had 10 days of complete good work and he`s going to get the benefit from it.
"From that to be able to play and to cope with 90 minutes of the demands of the Premier League I think is a very different story. Martinez attempted to explain to the Echo.
He then continued to suggest that it's actually all about him adapting to the country and the Premier League ahead of next season.
He continued: "Oumar will benefit completely with a pre-season and at the start of next season.
"This campaign is more about getting used to the environment and to get to slowly work towards the physicality of this league.
"If he could play some part of the games it would be a bonus but at the moment it is more of an introduction than the star role he can have."

Imagine getting paid a fortune while you are learning the job for 6 months. FFS.
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Post  Gravy & Chips Tue 19 Apr 2016, 3:01 pm

Quote from Martinez on Feb 1st.......
This is what Martinez said on the signing of Niasse (1st Feb)

“He is a very fit boy, the physicality he has will allow him to have an impact in any game,” Martinez said.

“But you always work around a 45-60 session programme in order to peak. We could do that in three weeks and I want the games to be part of that preparation."

Also

“He has his own ability, his own conditions and is someone who can stretch defenders. Physically he can cope with the physicality of the Premier League straight away. He doesn’t need to adapt."

Fucking nonce
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Post  Yankthattoffee Tue 19 Apr 2016, 3:14 pm

Gravy & Chips wrote:Quote from Martinez on Feb 1st.......
This is what Martinez said on the signing of Niasse (1st Feb)

“He is a very fit boy, the physicality he has will allow him to have an impact in any game,” Martinez said.

“But you always work around a 45-60 session programme in order to peak. We could do that in three weeks and I want the games to be part of that preparation."

Also

“He has his own ability, his own conditions and is someone who can stretch defenders. Physically he can cope with the physicality of the Premier League straight away. He doesn’t need to adapt."

Fucking nonce
This seems incongruent:-

Niasse was voted Russia's Player Of The Year for 2015
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Post  Goodison_Gringo Tue 19 Apr 2016, 3:53 pm

Might I suggest that the best way of adapting to the Premier League is to play in it.
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Post  Sack the Juggler Tue 19 Apr 2016, 10:20 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Might I suggest that the best way of adapting to the Premier League is to play in it.

He'll start tomorrow
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Wed 20 Apr 2016, 3:06 am

Sack the Juggler wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Might I suggest that the best way of adapting to the Premier League is to play in it.

He'll start tomorrow
Phenomenal.
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Post  Goodison_Gringo Wed 20 Apr 2016, 3:21 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Might I suggest that the best way of adapting to the Premier League is to play in it.

He'll start tomorrow

We're fucked. I think I'll do some work rather than watch this.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Wed 20 Apr 2016, 3:24 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Might I suggest that the best way of adapting to the Premier League is to play in it.

He'll start tomorrow

We're fucked. I think I'll do some work rather than watch this.
That's what I am doing as well - working. I got a Shite co-worker (Norwegian, not joking) and we talked about going to the watch the game at a British pub close to the office, but I can't be arsed. Neutral
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Post  Goodison_Gringo Wed 20 Apr 2016, 3:41 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Might I suggest that the best way of adapting to the Premier League is to play in it.

He'll start tomorrow

We're fucked. I think I'll do some work rather than watch this.
That's what I am doing as well - working. I got a Shite co-worker (Norwegian, not joking) and we talked about going to the watch the game at a British pub close to the office, but I can't be arsed. Neutral

I'll probably end up streaming it in the office with the headphones on. If it sounds exciting I'll watch.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire Wed 20 Apr 2016, 3:54 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:Might I suggest that the best way of adapting to the Premier League is to play in it.

He'll start tomorrow

We're fucked. I think I'll do some work rather than watch this.
That's what I am doing as well - working. I got a Shite co-worker (Norwegian, not joking) and we talked about going to the watch the game at a British pub close to the office, but I can't be arsed. Neutral

I'll probably end up streaming it in the office with the headphones on. If it sounds exciting I'll watch.
Where are you streaming from? Audio or video?
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