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Post  Dixie Land on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:46 pm

Well, what can we say?

Unbeaten in the league. Scoring for fucking fun against Chelsea and the Skunks... and now this bag of shite at the City of Shitchester Stadium. Get your money on a 3-46 scoreline now ladies and gents. This could well go down in history as the biggest drubbing of all time.

Mark Lawrensen has gone for a 3-46 drubbing with Lukaku shoving a giant cactus up Joleon Lescott's anus, and who am I to argue? It does look likely that Preki will make his long over due come back just so he can wave his bellend at Pellegrini when Hibbert hits his 15th goal from the half way line.

Easy win this for the Mighty Blues. It will be that humiliating that Tevez will fuck off and play golf again for 4 months despite not even playing for Man City anymore. Bert Trautmann will break more than his neck despite being dead.... and Colin Bell will start a riot in his own bell end.

WHO THE FUCKETY FUCK ARE MAN WANKING GALLAGHER (DO STATUS QUO SUPPORT THIS WANK AS WELL?) CUNTING BASTARD SHITTY CITY ANYWAY??? cheers cheers cheers
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Post  Armchair on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 7:43 am

We usually beat this lot home and away so I expect nothing less than 3 points Very Happy 
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Post  hairy cataract on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 8:11 am

If we win 4-0 we go top Very Happy 
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 9:40 am

hairy cataract wrote:If we win 4-0 we go top Very Happy 
what if we only go 4-0 in the first half?  Will it be enough for a win? affraid

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Post  Blue gazza on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 10:38 am

a good tester to see how far we have come/ got to go. city are beatable as we know. 3 points for us would be massive
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Post  Mr_Ben on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 4:49 pm

3-0 to City. Backlash galore.
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 5:15 pm

No Gareth Barry for this one presumably. We'll do well to get anything from it, but our record against them is amazing. Fingers crossed that can continue.

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Post  Tonteau on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 5:43 pm

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:No Gareth Barry for this one presumably. We'll do well to get anything from it, but our record against them is amazing. Fingers crossed that can continue.
Gibson may be fit, mind. And he fulfills a similar role.
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 5:48 pm

I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.

Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.

Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.

We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course

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Post  hairy cataract on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 8:19 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.

Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.

Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.

We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
If Kone starts, how can he score from the bench? I suppose when the refs not looking he could just stand up and hoof it in, hoping nobody notices he was subbed at half time Very Happy 
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 8:30 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.

Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.

Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.

We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
If Kone starts, how can he score from the bench?  I suppose when the refs not looking he could just stand up and hoof it in, hoping nobody notices he was subbed at half time Very Happy 
there is a running theme in my "kone will score" predictions, mostly that he wont be playing when he scores, as he will have just as much chance of scoring for Everton if he was locked in a steel box and sunk in the middle of the irish sea as he would if he was on the pitch

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Post  hairy cataract on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 9:18 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:I reckon this will be the reverse of our plan and performance against Toon.

Instead of all out attack in the first half we will defend like mad, everyone will track back and Kone will start and be told to give the City defenders a torrid time.

Second half Lukaku will replace Kone and he will force city back into their own half by himself.

We will win it 1-0 with a Kone goal late in the second half, scored from the bench, and then we'll hang on for grim death to the delight of everyone in the league, except those who support City of course
If Kone starts, how can he score from the bench?  I suppose when the refs not looking he could just stand up and hoof it in, hoping nobody notices he was subbed at half time Very Happy 
there is a running theme in my "kone will score" predictions, mostly that he wont be playing when he scores, as he will have just as much chance of scoring for Everton if he was locked in a steel box and sunk in the middle of the irish sea as he would if he was on the pitch
Ah, I get it now. It was a joke, right?
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Tue 01 Oct 2013, 11:23 pm

hairy cataract wrote:Ah, I get it now.  It was a joke, right?
Yes paying £6m for Kone was a joke jocolor

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Post  Yankthattoffee on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 12:25 am

Moyes / Mancini 6 - 1

Martinez / San Pellegrino begins a new chapter. 1 - 0 please!
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 9:27 am

Tonteau wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:No Gareth Barry for this one presumably. We'll do well to get anything from it, but our record against them is amazing. Fingers crossed that can continue.
Gibson may be fit, mind. And he fulfills a similar role.
Fingers crossed he can repeat his goal scoring efforts against them too. Very Happy 

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Post  SEFTON on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 10:51 am

Man shittey at home , looking forward to this one. will be interesting to see who Martinez replaces Barry with in midfield? Gibson the obvious choice but? His he fit ?
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.


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Just bare in mind Gibson could still be injured and with Mirralas taking a knock against the skunks,might force Martinez to go 4-4-2.

A 2-0 for the blues with Lukaku on the score sheet .




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Post  Helenqu on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:06 am

I feel a bit more pessimistic because I think our players looked tired out at the end on Monday. So I'll go for a 1-1 draw but an exciting (nerve jangling!) game.

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Post  Dixie Land on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 1:32 pm

sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.

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I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City). Wink 
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Post  Blue gazza on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 2:02 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.

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I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City). Wink 
lol! lol! 
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Post  ToffeeDan on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 3:42 pm

Blueberto wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.

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I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City). Wink 
lol! lol! 
We are going to try this in the CL next season - probably with two Baines playing on either side of the pitch. An early prototype has already been launched - you may know him as Sir Bradley Wiggins. This also explains why Man U eventually agreed to pay £27M for the Two Fellainis. So far only The Imposter Fellaini has appeared for them but they are hoping the real one will be on show tonight. We also varied it a bit as you know. F2 had a lot of trouble with discipline and had a go at the likes of Shawcross whereas F1 - the Mercedes McClaren of Belgies - could be relied upon to get us out of a hole or get an amazing point at Old Trafford. The reason behind it was that The Fellaini has a lot of presence on the pitch and the F1 version gets injured quite a lot.

The 2 player deal was hushed up as Fellaini and Baines when it was actually Fellaini and Fellaini.

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Post  Helenqu on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 3:50 pm

Toffee Dan wrote:
Blueberto wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
sefton wrote:
Also how long is Pienaar out for? I'm going try and do two line ups so as to guess which one Martinez will favour.

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COLEMAN*********JAGIELKA**********DISTIN**********BAINES

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I would go for this one Sef, but doubt the FA will let us get away with fielding 12 players (even against City). Wink 
lol! lol! 
We are going to try this in the CL next season - probably with two Baines playing on either side of the pitch. An early prototype has already been launched - you may know him as Sir Bradley Wiggins. This also explains why Man U eventually agreed to pay £27M for the Two Fellainis. So far only The Imposter Fellaini has appeared for them but they are hoping the real one will be on show tonight. We also varied it a bit as you know. F2 had a lot of trouble with discipline and had a go at the likes of Shawcross whereas F1 - the Mercedes McClaren of Belgies - could be relied upon to get us out of a hole or get an amazing point at Old Trafford. The reason behind it was that The Fellaini has a lot of presence on the pitch and the F1 version gets injured quite a lot.

The 2 player deal was hushed up as Fellaini and Baines when it was actually Fellaini and Fellaini.
Excellent news, let's get Lukaku cloned quickly and only give the original back at the end of loan Smile
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Post  SouthernSmugToffee on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 4:23 pm

Just signed up for BT Sport Smile 

Can watch the game on Saturday and the Derby in November now. Very Happy 
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 5:06 pm

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:Just signed up for BT Sport Smile 

Can watch the game on Saturday and the Derby in November now. Very Happy 
how much was it?

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Post  Goodison_Gringo on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 5:07 pm

I got DirecTV satellite tv last week. Every single Premier League game is shown live. I just need to wake up for a 6.45am kick-off on Saturday now.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Wed 02 Oct 2013, 5:31 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:I got DirecTV satellite tv last week. Every single Premier League game is shown live. I just need to wake up for a 6.45am kick-off on Saturday now.
5:45AM my time. Very Happy 

And it'll be on some dodgy internet link.
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