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Post  Dixie Land on Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:55 pm

Ere we go.

We will see off the skunt, barcode bastards on Monday night fairly easily, I guess 86-0.

Hibbert will partner Lukaku upfront and will bag himself 15 goals before being replaced by Kone (who will be in a wheelchair being pushed by that bloke off Little Britain, or remote control by a dead Father Ted). Kone will fail to score but will show his arse to the Bullens End in the 85th minute and get arrested.

Pardew will come out and claim that his team gave Everton a "footballing lesson" despite losing 86-0. He will then pull his head from up his arse and reveal himself to be Emma Bunton.


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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:00 pm

fucking hell that was fast ... don't forget your bonus prediction
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Post  Dixie Land on Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:01 pm

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:fucking hell that was fast ... don't forget your bonus prediction
86-0 to Everton.


2-1 to the blues seriously Wink 
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Post  Dixie Land on Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:01 pm

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:fucking hell that was fast
Oh, and.... that's what she said. cheers 
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:40 pm

Armageddon has started ... 0-87 ... Demba Ba with them all .. Pardew will wank himself off in the dugout with a little bit of help from Dan Gosling
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Post  Blue gazza on Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:52 am

Made FooFoo Gwladys wrote:Armageddon has started ... 0-87 ... Demba Ba with them all .. Pardew will wank spunk himself off in the dugout with a little bit of help from Dan gosling gobbling


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Post  Sack the Juggler on Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:53 am

this will be the game that McCarthy and Kone prove their real worth to the club... and don't even get on the bench.... 1-0 Kone to score from somewhere just outside Ramadam

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:29 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:this will be the game that McCarthy and Kone prove their real worth to the club... and don't even get on the bench.... 1-0 Kone to score from somewhere just outside Ramadam
lol! lol! lol! 

I don't like Monday games. I'll totally miss it because of work.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:14 am

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:this will be the game that McCarthy and Kone prove their real worth to the club... and don't even get on the bench.... 1-0 Kone to score from somewhere just outside Ramadam
lol! lol! lol! 

I don't like Monday games. I'll totally miss it because of work.
Other way for me. Kick off is 11pm here.

1-1. We'll bottle it after being 1-0 up. Baines penalty
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Post  VenezuelaBlue on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 2:16 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:this will be the game that McCarthy and Kone prove their real worth to the club... and don't even get on the bench.... 1-0 Kone to score from somewhere just outside Ramadam
lol! lol! lol! 

I don't like Monday games. I'll totally miss it because of work.
Other way for me. Kick off is 11pm here.

1-1. We'll bottle it after being 1-0 up. Baines penalty
Back home at the moment so I'll be going. Where does one drink one's shandy now the Winslow has gone tits oop?

I reckon 86-0 might be on the optimistic side, unless we get bags of Fergie-time.
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Post  Goodison_Gringo on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 6:06 pm

There will be goals.
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Post  RhinoJagz on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:29 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:There will be goals.
There maybe goats.

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Post  Yankthattoffee on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:50 pm

Conundrum.
For as long as Naismith scores, he'll probably keep his place.
So, pick him and hope he scores, or drop him and hope someone else scores?
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Post  Goodison_Gringo on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:15 pm

Bluejagz wrote:
Goodison_Gringo wrote:There will be goals.
There maybe goats.
That's a given. Get off the fence.
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Post  Blue gazza on Sat 28 Sep 2013, 5:05 pm

we can go 3rd if we win on monday Shocked 
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Post  SEFTON on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 9:04 am

Blueberto wrote:we can go 3rd if we win on monday Shocked 
cheers we will win convincingly to night 5-1 Lakuka hattrick

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Post  Yankthattoffee on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:27 am

sefton wrote:
Blueberto wrote:we can go 3rd if we win on monday Shocked 
cheers we will win convincingly to night 5-1 Lakuka hattrick

coybb's
but 4th will have to do...........................for now.
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Post  Doc( Ninetoes )blue on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 4:47 pm

Anyone know of a link that i can use with the ipad?
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Post  Dixie Land on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 6:57 pm

Michael Gove has let me has a few scoops while I watch this tonight.

Everton 3 Newcastle 2 (Lukaku 2, Barkley) Food-smi Cheers you out-of-touch, posh, half-wit twat.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:13 pm

possible links ... don't know if they work on iPad

http://feed2all.eu/watch/211421/1/watch-everton-fc-vs-newcastle-united.html

http://www.eplsite.com/stream2.html

http://cricfree.tv/live/live_football_streaming/everton_vs_newcastle_united/12934

http://cricfree.tv/live/live_football_streaming/everton_vs_newcastle_united/12953

COYB cheers 
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:16 pm

Everton (to face Newcastle): Howard, Baines, Distin, Jagielka (c), Coleman, Mirallas, McCarthy, Barry, Osman, Barkley, Lukaku.

Everton subs: Robles, Heitinga, Jelavic, Kone, Deulofeu, Naismith, Stones

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Krul, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Coloccini (c), Santon, Anita, Tiote, Sissoko, Gouffran, Remy, Ben Arfa.

subs: Elliot, Dummett, Williamson, Cabaye, Obertan, Sammy Ameobi, Cisse
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:17 pm

Good to see Lukaku getting the start. It'll be interesting to see how McCarthy does since I wasn't that impressed with him against the Hammers.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:20 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:Good to see Lukaku getting the start. It'll be interesting to see how McCarthy does since I wasn't that impressed with him against the Hammers.
looks very strong to me ....no Gibbo though, even on the bench ... is he broken again ? ... I also notice Ramadan is finally over Everton 3 Newcastle 2 (Lukaku 2, Barkley) 978926 
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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:22 pm

That's probably our preferred starting line-up now. Though I'd like to see a replacement for Ossie in the January sales.
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Post  RhinoJagz on Mon 30 Sep 2013, 7:29 pm

hairy cataract wrote:That's probably our preferred starting line-up now.  Though I'd like to see a replacement for Ossie in the January sales.  
Yeah, interesting to this that all our midfielders are comfortable on the ball. Not to mention the two right backs and Lukaku too. Passing feast tonight in cracking 0-0 draw.Very Happy 

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