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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:20 pm

Jella fucking shit.

This is just horrible.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:21 pm

Jelly btw totally mishit that shot when he was clear through on goal.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:21 pm

Barkley with a wrestling move. At least he's still on the pitch then.
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Post  Helenqu on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:21 pm

The true meaning of "Daylight Robbery"!
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Post  Armchair on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:22 pm

I've just switchd on and we are all over them. Dunno what you lads are complaining about Smile 
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:22 pm

Coleman and Mirallas do well and get us a corner from the right.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:23 pm

We look fine once the game opens up, but its only opened up because poor old Real need to chase a game the should be winning comfortably.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:23 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:I've just switchd on and we are all over them. Dunno what you lads are complaining about Smile 
I honestly can't even begin to tell you how awful we've been. I've never seen anything like it. Really hope it is jet lag, because if it ain't we're in a relegation battle. And I've been the most optimistic person on here!
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:26 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:I've just switchd on and we are all over them. Dunno what you lads are complaining about Smile 
I honestly can't even begin to tell you how awful we've been.  I've never seen anything like it.  Really hope it is jet lag, because if it ain't we're in a relegation battle.  And I've been the most optimistic person on here!
Agree. It's been better the last 10 minutes, but it's totally insane how we are on top. Should be down by no less than 4 goals, and that's including the 2 goals we have scored which were both rather lucky, especially the second one of course.


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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:28 pm

I really hope that the extremely poor performance is down to jet lag and practicing hard and thus being a bit run down. If not, I will start dreading the weekends...
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Post  Armchair on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:30 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:I really hope that the extremely poor performance is down to jet lag and practicing hard and thus being a bit run down. If not, I will start dreading the weekends...
We seem to have done ok in the rest of our pre-season games so I'm not too worried.

I'll only start calling for Martinez's head if we fail to beat Norwich Very Happy 
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:31 pm

I am starting to look at other internet pages because the game is just not that good, not even Betis giving us some treats to look at.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:32 pm

If I only saw the result and that we were up 2-0 I would have thought to myself that we were doing well. The truth, unfortunately, is far far from it.
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Post  Armchair on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:33 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:I am starting to look at other internet pages porn because the game is just not that good, not even Betis giving us some treats to look at.
Evil or Very Mad 
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:34 pm

Looks like Betis don't care anymore.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:34 pm

Coleman does his Gareth Bale impersonation but Barkley fucks it up.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:34 pm

J5 playing okay Shocked 
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:34 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:I am starting to look at other internet pages porn because the game is just not that good, not even Betis giving us some treats to look at.
Evil or Very Mad 
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Post  Armchair on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:34 pm

Good ball from J5 Shocked 
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:35 pm

And we get a freekick from not too far outside the box....

Mirallas takes it but it's some 3-4 yards over the crossbar.

13 mins to go.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:36 pm

Kone about to come on.
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Post  Armchair on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:36 pm

Kone coming on. Did Jelli score our first?
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:37 pm

Jelly off for Kone then. He should have been (sent) off some 20 mins ago.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:37 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:Kone coming on. Did Jelli score our first?
He did.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:37 pm

The way to play against us is to press high up in our half so our midfielders get the ball 30 yards from our goal with their back to the halfway line, and man mark us.

Easy peasy, Hughton is in the stands, he hardly even needed his notebook today.
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