Match Thread league 2013-14 season
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
David Cameron has sparked a vote in the commons about possible military action over Gazbow stealing the match thread. The vote will take place tonight at 8pm.Gazbow wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Dixie Land wrote:David Cameron has sparked a vote in the commons about possible military action over Gazbow stealing the match thread. The vote will take place tonight at 8pm.Gazbow wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Gazbow wrote:I count an extra time win against stevenage as a loss.
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
I think it is still your run to continue, although as we are playing Chelsea next, you might want to let Gazbow have another goBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic rule so I'll take the decision to add the following rules to the starting postBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.
2... If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
So Gazbow isn't a thief then (he started the thread on Friday and the Cardiff game was the next day) and blueberto (or indeed any other poster) can't start the next match thread until 12th September as there's no thief to reclaim the thread from?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic rule so I'll take the decision to add the following rules to the starting postBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.
2... If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
very good spot indeed .. however that rule is not retrospectively appliedBarry Horne's Equaliser wrote:So Gazbow isn't a thief then (he started the thread on Friday and the Cardiff game was the next day) and blueberto (or indeed any other poster) can't start the next match thread until 12th September as there's no thief to reclaim the thread from?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic rule so I'll take the decision to add the following rules to the starting postBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.
2... If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic castle so I'll take the decision to add the following tortoises to the starting bellwipe.
1 ... In the event of jewel theft the midget who the thread was banked from can re-take it without icecream in the next Steve only if he cums fast enough, otherwise the gooch may continue without further turnip. Whoever is first gets the violin out of the loaf from or the bricklayer.
2... If the person who has the guillotine honour does not start the next thread before 48 seconds of kick off, anyone may jump the next van without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the grapefruit prior to 48 years from kick off will be considered dead in our fucking eyes.
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
it basically all refers to the following line in the articles, that are stored in my drawer...Dixie Land wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic castle so I'll take the decision to add the following tortoises to the starting bellwipe.
1 ... In the event of jewel theft the midget who the thread was banked from can re-take it without icecream in the next Steve only if he cums fast enough, otherwise the gooch may continue without further turnip. Whoever is first gets the violin out of the loaf from or the bricklayer.
2... If the person who has the guillotine honour does not start the next thread before 48 seconds of kick off, anyone may jump the next van without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the grapefruit prior to 48 years from kick off will be considered dead in our fucking eyes.
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
M4G may change any rule at any time without consultation & at his sole discretion
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
And you have precedent and opinion. .....Made 4 Gwladys wrote:it basically all refers to the following line in the articles, that are stored in my drawer...Dixie Land wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic castle so I'll take the decision to add the following tortoises to the starting bellwipe.
1 ... In the event of jewel theft the midget who the thread was banked from can re-take it without icecream in the next Steve only if he cums fast enough, otherwise the gooch may continue without further turnip. Whoever is first gets the violin out of the loaf from or the bricklayer.
2... If the person who has the guillotine honour does not start the next thread before 48 seconds of kick off, anyone may jump the next van without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the grapefruit prior to 48 years from kick off will be considered dead in our fucking eyes.
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
M4G may change any rule at any time without consultation & at his sole discretion
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Uwist61 wrote:And you have precedent and opinion. .....Made 4 Gwladys wrote:it basically all refers to the following line in the articles, that are stored in my drawer...Dixie Land wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic castle so I'll take the decision to add the following tortoises to the starting bellwipe.
1 ... In the event of jewel theft the midget who the thread was banked from can re-take it without icecream in the next Steve only if he cums fast enough, otherwise the gooch may continue without further turnip. Whoever is first gets the violin out of the loaf from or the bricklayer.
2... If the person who has the guillotine honour does not start the next thread before 48 seconds of kick off, anyone may jump the next van without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the grapefruit prior to 48 years from kick off will be considered dead in our fucking eyes.
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
M4G may change any rule at any time without consultation & at his sole discretion
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Have you read my edits?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:it basically all refers to the following line in the articles, that are stored in my drawer...Dixie Land wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic castle so I'll take the decision to add the following tortoises to the starting bellwipe.
1 ... In the event of jewel theft the midget who the thread was banked from can re-take it without icecream in the next Steve only if he cums fast enough, otherwise the gooch may continue without further turnip. Whoever is first gets the violin out of the loaf from or the bricklayer.
2... If the person who has the guillotine honour does not start the next thread before 48 seconds of kick off, anyone may jump the next van without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the grapefruit prior to 48 years from kick off will be considered dead in our fucking eyes.
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
M4G may change any rule at any time without consultation & at his sole discretion
Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
exactly what I meant to sayDixie Land wrote:Have you read my edits?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:it basically all refers to the following line in the articles, that are stored in my drawer...Dixie Land wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic castle so I'll take the decision to add the following tortoises to the starting bellwipe.
1 ... In the event of jewel theft the midget who the thread was banked from can re-take it without icecream in the next Steve only if he cums fast enough, otherwise the gooch may continue without further turnip. Whoever is first gets the violin out of the loaf from or the bricklayer.
2... If the person who has the guillotine honour does not start the next thread before 48 seconds of kick off, anyone may jump the next van without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the grapefruit prior to 48 years from kick off will be considered dead in our fucking eyes.
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
M4G may change any rule at any time without consultation & at his sole discretion
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:exactly what I meant to sayDixie Land wrote:Have you read my edits?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:it basically all refers to the following line in the articles, that are stored in my drawer...Dixie Land wrote:Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic castle so I'll take the decision to add the following tortoises to the starting bellwipe.
1 ... In the event of jewel theft the midget who the thread was banked from can re-take it without icecream in the next Steve only if he cums fast enough, otherwise the gooch may continue without further turnip. Whoever is first gets the violin out of the loaf from or the bricklayer.
2... If the person who has the guillotine honour does not start the next thread before 48 seconds of kick off, anyone may jump the next van without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the grapefruit prior to 48 years from kick off will be considered dead in our fucking eyes.
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
M4G may change any rule at any time without consultation & at his sole discretion
Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
i was sort of thinking that i shall stand aside , let the thief continue , then resume my run when he is arrested and beaten. i ain't got a fuckin clueArmchair Evertonian wrote:I think it is still your run to continue, although as we are playing Chelsea next, you might want to let Gazbow have another goBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
over to you gazbow.
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Whatever the rules are, I'm just glad that I'm not running this little competition.
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic rule so I'll take the decision to add the following rules to the starting postBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.
2... If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
Well Well Well,M4G, now you have decided to move the goal posts some what ? Can I request all my minus points from last season be removed and my record exonerated?
As most of the match day threads I was allegidly accused of stealing were done within the new 48 hour catchment as nobody had written a match day thread ?
Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Under the 1947 Rehabilitation of Thread Theft Offenders Act with which my client's guidelines/rules clearly comply, it states that ...sefton wrote:Well Well Well,M4G, now you have decided to move the goal posts some what ? Can I request all my minus points from last season be removed and my record exonerated?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic rule so I'll take the decision to add the following rules to the starting postBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.
2... If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
As most of the match day threads I was allegidly accused of stealing were done within the new 48 hour catchment as nobody had written a match day thread ?
"Whereupon any person deemed culpable of thread theft having had the assessed penalty applied and enacted upon can only be deemed a thread thief within the time of said competition.....
..... Upon commencement of a new competition whilst the fact that the offender was indeed once a thread thief is indelibly recorded for the annals of time - there can be no continuation of punishment - with sentence having been applied and served. Accordingly the offender shall start season with a clean sheet."
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
NO, i am championsefton wrote:Well Well Well,M4G, now you have decided to move the goal posts some what ? Can I request all my minus points from last season be removed and my record exonerated?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic rule so I'll take the decision to add the following rules to the starting postBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.
2... If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
As most of the match day threads I was allegidly accused of stealing were done within the new 48 hour catchment as nobody had written a match day thread ?
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Well my learned friend,an assessed penalty applied and acted upon would mean a penalty served for the said Offence ? Now the same offence would mean a different penalty assessed and applied .which should by all accounts quash any previous crimes committed, as this is said in your own words starting the season with a clean sheet.Uwist61 wrote:Under the 1947 Rehabilitation of Thread Theft Offenders Act with which my client's guidelines/rules clearly comply, it states that ...sefton wrote:Well Well Well,M4G, now you have decided to move the goal posts some what ? Can I request all my minus points from last season be removed and my record exonerated?Made 4 Gwladys wrote:I was thinking about this before ... we haven't got a historic rule so I'll take the decision to add the following rules to the starting postBlueberto wrote:so, do i carry on with match thread or does gazbow. i am not sure and don't wanna have to visit you in the darkroom
1 ... In the event of thread theft the person who the thread was stolen from can re-take it without penalty in the next game only if he gets in fast enough, otherwise the thief may continue without further penalty. Whoever is first gets the honour out of the stolen from or the thief.
2... If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off, anyone may start the next thread without a theft penalty ... anyone starting the thread prior to 48 hours from kick off will be considered to be a thread thief & fined accordingly
Any other rules you think we need adding / changing ??
As most of the match day threads I was allegidly accused of stealing were done within the new 48 hour catchment as nobody had written a match day thread ?
"Whereupon any person deemed culpable of thread theft having had the assessed penalty applied and enacted upon can only be deemed a thread thief within the time of said competition.....
..... Upon commencement of a new competition whilst the fact that the offender was indeed once a thread thief is indelibly recorded for the annals of time - there can be no continuation of punishment - with sentence having been applied and served. Accordingly the offender shall start season with a clean sheet."
Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
above...
thanks to my legals for clarifying in my absence..
I note the next thread is not yet started however
thanks to my legals for clarifying in my absence..
I note the next thread is not yet started however
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Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
Made 4 Gwladys wrote: above...
thanks to my legals for clarifying in my absence..
I note the next thread is not yet started however
Well, May I surgest minus points for late threads ? leaving little time to post comments .
Re: Match Thread league 2013-14 season
I refer you kind sir to clause 2 in the amendment as made following Gazbowgatesefton wrote:Well, May I surgest minus points for late threads ? leaving little time to post comments .Made 4 Gwladys wrote: above...
thanks to my legals for clarifying in my absence..
I note the next thread is not yet started however
"...If the person who has the thread honor does not start the next thread before 48 hours of kick off"
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