Re: 9. Arouna Kone - the curse of the 9 shirt and a bad haircut

Yankthattoffee Fri 05 Jul 2013, 10:34 pm

Saccum Praestigiatorum wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I read on BBC Teletext that Barcodes have dropped out as Kone "doesn't fit the club's blueprint."

that is consultant speak for "he's too old and he's shit anyway"

Can't see why they would have wanted to speak to him, other than to take a piss on Luvvieville.

It sounds more like Kone said no to them, and they can't take that.

RhinoJagz Fri 05 Jul 2013, 11:15 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Saccum Praestigiatorum wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I read on BBC Teletext that Barcodes have dropped out as Kone "doesn't fit the club's blueprint."

that is consultant speak for "he's too old and he's shit anyway"
Can't see why they would have wanted to speak to him, other than to take a piss on Luvvieville.

It sounds more like Kone said no to them, and they can't take that.

Or heard that Kinnear pronounced his name Coldknee.

Dixie Land Fri 05 Jul 2013, 11:16 pm

Bluejagz wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Saccum Praestigiatorum wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I read on BBC Teletext that Barcodes have dropped out as Kone "doesn't fit the club's blueprint."

that is consultant speak for "he's too old and he's shit anyway"
Can't see why they would have wanted to speak to him, other than to take a piss on Luvvieville.

It sounds more like Kone said no to them, and they can't take that.

Or heard that Kinnear pronounced his name Coldknee.

or Cone Ear.

Yankthattoffee Fri 05 Jul 2013, 11:21 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Bluejagz wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Saccum Praestigiatorum wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:I read on BBC Teletext that Barcodes have dropped out as Kone "doesn't fit the club's blueprint."

that is consultant speak for "he's too old and he's shit anyway"
Can't see why they would have wanted to speak to him, other than to take a piss on Luvvieville.

It sounds more like Kone said no to them, and they can't take that.

Or heard that Kinnear pronounced his name Coldknee.

or Cone Ear.

JK said he met him "aroun the corner"

Blue gazza Fri 05 Jul 2013, 11:28 pm

Rumours have it that he passed a medical today at FF, should be confimed by january Very Happy

Dixie Land Sat 06 Jul 2013, 12:05 am

Blueberto wrote:Rumours have it that he passed a medical today at FF, should be confimed by january

I take it that means January 2017? Very Happy

Made 4 Gwladys Sat 06 Jul 2013, 12:10 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Blueberto wrote:Rumours have it that he passed a medical today at FF, should be confimed by january

I take it that means January 2017?

He passed the medical but the pen has been lost, so he's signing for Grimsby instead

Sack the Juggler Sun 07 Jul 2013, 9:54 am

have we sign ANYBODY yet? 9. Arouna Kone - the curse of the 9 shirt and a bad haircut - Page 3 Confused

Made 4 Gwladys Sun 07 Jul 2013, 11:45 am

Saccum Praestigiatorum wrote:have we sign ANYBODY yet?

http://www.606evertonians.com/t45025-foo-khall#687296

Sack the Juggler Mon 08 Jul 2013, 8:05 am

Signed according to a few sources, three year deal to be announced today. Alchotrash to follow they say

SouthernSmugToffee Mon 08 Jul 2013, 9:15 am

Saccum Praestigiatorum wrote:Signed according to a few sources, three year deal to be announced today. Alchotrash to follow they say

He is knocking 30! 3 years!! affraid

Tonteau Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:20 pm

twitter wrote:Official Everton‏@Everton
BREAKING: Everton confirm signing of striker Arouna Kone from Wigan on three-year deal for undisclosed fee. #EFC

Yankthattoffee Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:29 pm

Tonteau wrote:
twitter wrote:Official Everton‏@Everton
BREAKING: Everton confirm signing of striker Arouna Kone from Wigan on three-year deal for undisclosed fee. #EFC

So we have a number 9, now a Honda at 10, and we're getting close to a decent team.
Keep everyone else other than Naismith and J5.

hairy cataract Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:40 pm

Solid signing, but we should have made a bid for Suarez. He's young, there'll be resale vaue and we could probably have got him for £50m and £150k a week. Lack of ambition as usual.

hairy cataract Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:45 pm

...mind you, is that a photo of Kone's fucking dad on the OS? affraid

He looks closer to 49 than 29.

Oh my fucking word.

Armchair Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:45 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
twitter wrote:Official Everton‏@Everton
BREAKING: Everton confirm signing of striker Arouna Kone from Wigan on three-year deal for undisclosed fee. #EFC

So we have a number 9, now a Honda at 10, and we're getting close to a decent team.
Keep everyone else other than Naismith and J5.

Honda went to AC Milan I think.

hairy cataract Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:46 pm

9. Arouna Kone - the curse of the 9 shirt and a bad haircut - Page 3 Efc_1310

That really is an African 29. Fucker looks older than me.

Yankthattoffee Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:54 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
twitter wrote:Official Everton‏@Everton
BREAKING: Everton confirm signing of striker Arouna Kone from Wigan on three-year deal for undisclosed fee. #EFC

So we have a number 9, now a Honda at 10, and we're getting close to a decent team.
Keep everyone else other than Naismith and J5.

Honda went to AC Milan I think.

That's what I thought, but the Echo is saying otherwise.

Tonteau Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:55 pm

hairy cataract wrote:

That really is an African 29. Fucker looks older than me.

Tough life?... Nah, now I look again he is actually about 42.

Tonteau Mon 08 Jul 2013, 3:16 pm

OptaJoe‏@OptaJoe2m
16 - Arouna Koné scored or assisted 16 PL goals for Wigan in 2012-13; more than any other player for the club in a single PL season. Adieu.

cheers

Sack the Juggler Mon 08 Jul 2013, 4:03 pm

Tonteau wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:

That really is an African 29. Fucker looks older than me.

Tough life?... Nah, now I look again he is actually about 42.

so a young Roger Millar then? Smile